My results!

I'm beautiful in my way, 'Cause god makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track, baby I was born this way!

So i dont know what i promised you guys in the last post, but i think i'm gonna forget that promise.

Not like as if you wanted me to keep my promise!

And oh by the way, I recently went to a course at Republic Polytechnic.

And Republic Poly wasnt as bad as its education and learning, its food is nice, facilities are great (imagine 7 eleven, a public library (NLB) and a bookshop that's exactly like popular!) and anyone can come into the school regardless whether they're parents, children, students or not.

They're not allowed to go to the classrooms where i've never seen where.

And i dont see a single line of fencing anywhere!

And the course i went was for this I&E course to learn about pushcart selling.

We've decided to sell Rose Ribbons, Friendship bands and do art.

Date for the sale is 14 June!

And this course only boosts my temptation for POA in secondary 3!

I'm sec 2 so its only one year away and i need to study hard right now.

They only take students with a minimum of A2 grades in maths!

And that's not all.

I think they said something about english too.

And oh by the way i got my result slip.

It's not a card by the way.

And i got an E8 for maths?!

I love maths. (10/10)

I hate the teacher. (2/10)

Last year i got F9 for the first term. (2/10)

Total points? (14/30)!

And how about A1 in science?

WHOAAA first time i ever got those kind of uneven grades.

I love science. (10/10)

I love the teacher too. (10/10)

Last year was physics and i got C5 for the first term. (2/10)

Total points for science? (22/30)!

Bad, right?

Fml.

And yeah i got a D7 for i think history.

I hate history. (2/10)

I hate the teacher too. (2/10)

Last year i got C5 for the first term. (2/10)

Total points for history? (6/30)!

I got C6 for English and Mother Tongue.

I love English. (10/10)

I hate the teacher. (2/10)

Last year i got C5 for the first term. (2/10)

Total points for English? (14/30)!

Okay anyway my results increased a bit though i think i failed only 1 or 2 subjects so i guess its okay.

I just wanted to talk about my results and next post coming i'll put something for you guys!

Lol i'm quite desperate to end this as its an edited post from a long time ago :/ Please!

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Vanity!
Hello.

This post is meant for 2/5/11 actually but i didnt blog for so long and i found this piece!
Today i'm going to blog on my religious class yesterday first.
Then i'll update all of you on the "CNY 3-in-1 celebration".
CNY = Chinese New Year.
I'll also blog on what goes into making a blog post, which I FORGOT!
Well, sorry.
So anyway, yesterday everything went well.
Except for the fact that my mum went to Johor for some cash payment bullshit she had to settle.
I dont know what it is, don't really care, don't wanna know, bye bye.
She wasnt at home so the 'atmosphere' wasn't there.
What kind of atmosphere, huh?
Whenever she's home she reminds that there's religious class at 1.15 and i need to get ready.
Well, she wasnt home so i kinda forgot about it until i realised i was late.
Not that i forgot, but that i forgot i had to be punctual or something.
I didn't entirely forget the class.
It's always the reason Saturday is so moody.
So anyways, i got there at 1.30, and class hadn't started yet (thank god).
So I took a seat and the teacher didnt realise i was late cause she was busy talking and laughing it off with one of the students.
Irfan.
AGAIN.
Well last week he had a reason to go off early because his aunt was in the hospital.
THIS WEEK, he had to go off because his grandmother is still unconscious.
Or is it unconscious?
Conscience.
Conscious.
Concsious.
I DONT CARE AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND!
You know, the longer i look at a word that's logically spelt correctly, the more it looks like its misspelled.
Or is it misspelt?
Misspeled?
Mispelled.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
So the teacher planned to do the lesson without using the slideshows.
And i was like protesting you know i was like "NO NO SLIDESHOWS NO NO"!
And she was like "We will use the slideshows alternately! We already used them last week we-"
And she gave up.
So she asked you guys wanna use the slideshows?
She's not that kind of teacher who thinks her methods are always correct.
The kind that will always think that her method is always the best.
She's a model example of a teacher, as a student i feel that you really should ask the students how you're gonna conduct the lesson.
Yes, you will still teach but with an advantage - the students actually LIKE how you teach.
You're not always right that using the whiteboard gain the attention of students.
So she downloaded a quick save on "History of Muhammad at Taif".
It's history of islam, like i told you guys on the last post on my religious class.
Its just one blog post away.
Recent readers can read it anytime.
So Irfan told the teacher his mum sent him a message.
And then he said he had to go home quick so the teacher, being what she is, said she would go to the office during prayers to call the mum to make sure.
You really can't trust him so much.
If you do you'll just end up losing it.
And the other time he went home because of the same reason.
Geez, anyway this post was meant for february, so that my archive wont just say 1 post in february.
Is there only one post?
I dont know.
Neither do i care!
LOL.
Okay so i dont know what to write now cause i have long forgotten that day.
It was really that long ago!
Swear.
There, that should put something in february..

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Happy Chinese New Year!

Hello freakazoids.

Happy Chinese New Year freaks!
Haha, so i was hoping i could get to the point with you guys.
So to the chinese, today's your day, get em red packets, rape the insides, give me the insides keep the packet and go have some FUN!
Haha, so you see the chinese are like going to em grandpa ma houses with sharkfin birdnest chrysanthemum tea expensive coffee tea tonics and stuffs like that.
And they dont expect anything in return.
Well, they dont, but their young children do!
Cheeky children always wanting money.
So red packets are given out, and you know you get a hella lot of money when your grandpa calls you for a private talk!
Haha, dont worry, we muslims get those too so we understand somehow.
Yea though we muslims dont receive expensive gifts.
Just a nice prayer for everyone, some green packets, a nice hearty greeting and forgiveness and off we go.
So, to the chinese, sorry for the above mentioned comments, but other than that HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAAAAR!
Okay, so CNY aside, my blog is 3 years old!
Oddly, i left that out on the New year post.
Or did i?
I dont remember ever doing that.
Okay so my blog is now 3 years old and 2 months and counting.
AND COUNTING!
Okay so anyway, my blog has been with me through 3 years of ass kicking and getting my ass kicked too on the way, it has also been a cushion of hope to fall back on, cause somehow my blog is.. alive?
I dont know.
I thank my blog for all of my life, for being with me, through me, for me.
Also thanks to the readers who listen, and thanks to the hate comments as well, cause without hate comments my blog would be BOO-RING.
I kinda think that the one who stood up for me was Ira.
Wait no.
I dont know, but thanks to those who stood up for me as well, i was hoping you wouldnt so that i could annoy the fuck out of the one who wanted to do the same to me!
Lol.
No hard feelings, i really feel good about it.
So anyways, my blog has changed over the years, here it is with lady gaga's black and yellow (or referred by me as yellow jacket the black and yellow wasp) fame and vanity.
Fashion and Vanity go together like twin sisters.
HAHA, dont ask why i think like that.
So, continuing, this post will tell all of you about friends (on my perception), the society, what goes into making a blog post, and, well, i already said that but this post also was to wish my blog a 3 year old.
Also in this post will be my studies!
I did tell you guys i made it to Secondary 2 express, right?
For you recent readers, its somewhere in the End of year 2010 to beginning of year 2011.
Search for it in the blog archive.
It gets easy there.
So, i'll start with the topic friends.
Friends, what are they?
Yes, people who help you at the time of need...
Okay this is starting to feel corny!
Okay so anyway, don't friends help you?
It is natural for friends to greet you with insults, call you names, laugh it off, unlike those lesbian childish friendships where one of them would say shut up the other would cry and the one who said shut up would go to her and say im sorry i didnt mean it and the other party would say dont do that again and the end.
THAT IS SO LESBIAN.
When i say shut up to a friend, me and her would usually laugh.
My friend would then say okay fine and still laugh it off.
So there are fake friends, here and there, who leave.
Sometimes fake friends leave you when real friends find you to stay with you.
And the fake friends?
Become real to someone else.
So they're not really fake.
I have to agree, they are one nation bitches.
But they're fake towards you.
And the quote "Let go for the happiness of both" doesnt just apply to relationships, it also applies to friends.
Sometimes you gotta let go of them to be real with someone else who deserves them.
I mean, we don't deserve everything right?
There are things we deserve, things we don't.
The things we don't, we shouldn't take by force.
So when you have friends who turn on you, don't worry.
God has a part to play in this.
Fate has, too.
Not everyone will leave you,
And when they leave you, someone else WILL come by and replace them.
Trust me.
Because the things in life come exchanged.
YES i do make friends with the opposite sex most of the times.
That dont mean i'm gay!
Remember the quote "a girl and a guy can be bestfriends, but they will fall for each other once, might be temporary, might be forever, might be short, but they will fall for each other"?
Well, that happens.
Once i fell for this girl called Dinie, yes, its the same dinie you hear from the last post.
Well it was a crush and lasted a while.
After it was gone we became bestfriends without falling!
Yes, sometimes it helps to confess.
When you do, you would feel secure once its over.
Cause like the quote says, it might happen temporarily.
Once its happened, it wont happen again.
So i feel so safe.
I actually allow my feelings to get to me.
So that i can have the secure feeling.
So it proves, i'm not gay.
Which brings us to the next topic, the society!
The society nowadays take alotta things to be weird :/
I mean, gaga can't just come over here to Singapore in a meat dress without getting stared at.
Not just stared though.
Some might just eat the meat.
*shivers*
That might be weird, but people do it.
I dont know what meat it was, but i was hoping i could find out.
I dont bother to look it up, if its there its there.
I'd rather have friends tell me.
This gives you a clue on how to help me out.
Okay so you see, the society nowadays gets ugly.
People would no longer care who's doing what.
And only those who find it useful will do it.
Nobody will look at someone who's doing construction and suddenly falls down into a deep pool of quicksand.
No one will help, seeing as if they were pulled together in, both dies.
Some just walk away.
Some might just not even think about it and just sit there.
They'll be like, who cares if he dies?
His relatives in his country will weep, move on, thats it.
Whats there to help?
For me, i'm not that strong.
I'm weak.
I'll probably call the ambulance, police, and firefighters.
I dont know who to call so i'll just call 911 999 and 995.
I dont know why they're all 99, dont know how the number got created, dont know how they pick it up, dont care.
So then he'll be saved alright, but the world will be there just for one darned man drowing in a pool he was born in.
Precisely my point, why should the world stop whatever they're doing just to save one man?
I swear a beggar would rather be left begging than have the whole world donate him 5 cents.
Too much money to be put in that shit bowl.
The public is getting more ignorant by the day,
And guys who make friends with girls most of the time are considered gay.
Which they're not!
If they're gay they would be with boys.
I mean gays don't like girls, they like boys.
So why girls?
So don't point fingers.
Look who's gay.
So anyway, okay you may stop pointing fingers now.
So as i was saying, the society is unpredictable, but this is what they are, so we appreciate them.
I mean like fashion trends, they change everytime, and we have to follow if we wanna fashionise.
Dont know whats fashionise, dont care, dont know where i got it from, i dont know.
Okay, the post should be ending right about now.
I thank all of you for reading this,
To the chinese once again Happy Chinese New Year, food's in your kitchen, money's with your elders, Have fun.
Happy three year old, Blogger :)

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You are, who you wear its true.
Hello guys!
Welcome.
So i was planning on writing about last week.
Last week of January.
Cause you see i wasnt able to publish on the day itself, I mean i already tried posting exactly on a saturday but it just dont fit no more!
Its like as if yes, i am posting 4 times a month, sometimes i miss some but when i miss some it goes into the post of the next month.
So its like yes i am posting 4 times a month, though its not exactly all one per week.
Okay, so last week, i will start with religious class.
It went normal, though class ended early.
Irfan went home too fast though.
I dont know if he was lying, but he said his aunt was in the hospital.
Pretty good lie if you ask me, but maybe it was true.
I mean the teacher could see he was quiet the WHOLE day,
We all thought he didnt breathe a word.
Anyway before you think i'm gay or whatever, Irfan is like a "part of the team" kind of guy.
Not like those blood brothers, that IS gay.
I'm not really sure what conspired at the hospital, hope his aunt is safe lol.
Okay, so mostly religious class went normal.
Except Farhan wasnt there.
Every week its like alternate people get absent.
I dont know when it'll be MY turn though!
:D So i was hoping i could also be absent.
But what could be the reason?
Anyway, we went through history.
And Arab.
History of Islam, not the History of the Bitchy Tang Dynasty.
Where women were so white you wouldnt be able to differentiate them from a ghost if they didnt wear those long robes.
And possibly the short almost-could-see-the-beginning-of-your-vagina red suits!
Before you think i'm racist, look for some history.
History of Hitler the Killer of Jews.
Or possibly the Hero of the World for killing jews paedophiles homosexuals gays lesbians and freaks.
LOL.
I just learnt that in History class in public school.
Okay maybe not cause i was reading a book on The Wave which tells of a story of a History Teacher who begins a discipline experiment transforming everyone in the school to be members of The Wave.
It got ugly.
People who gave resistance to The Wave were rumoured to be beatened up.
Or is it rumored?
Oh dont give me that spelling bullshit.
I got like, what, A+ for my english?
Or is it an A-?
Oh whatever.
Okay so after History religious class was over we all went for the afternoon prayers.
Which, of course, took place in the classroom.
Strangely though, Irfan wasnt even close to breaking the prayers into heaps of laughter.
He was quiet.
Bahaha, he was better off that way.
I mean one time he rose for the next round of prayers in a fighting position.
Also one time he pulled down the pants of the Imaam.
And so you could imagine what conspired during usual prayers.
After prayers we re arranged the seating back to normal, and lesson for History continued.
Oh yeah, the teacher used presentation slides for the lessons, which turned the Andalus classroom pitch dark.
But it was fun cause no one can see you sleeping in the dark!
Not like the teacher had a torchlight and would shine it at me to wake me up!
So i fell asleep and woke up only to realise the lights were switched on and lesson was almost ending.
Whoa oh ho!
Guessed that was some shuteye.
And for the record, I CAN sleep in class.
The teacher didnt even wink at me.
She probably didnt know i was alive lol.
So you see, that's how my Andalus class ends for last week.
And oh, next post coming, i'll be talking about friends and society.
And also coming, the topic What goes into a weekly blog post will be in next post.
Oh fuck yeah it'll be long.
Nahh, fuck no, probably the same size as any everyday post.
I'll also be wishing my blog a happy 3 years old birthday!
So, tune in and dont forget to volume up.
Listening to lady gaga while reading my blog is nice.
It fits cause my world and life revolves around Gaga!
Oh yeah.
I also would like to thank my mum for letting me buy a new green bag and new northstar size 6 school shoes!
YES we went shopping at Jurong Point (You foreigners MUST come over) and boought those stuffs.
The bag was 39.90 (or was it 59.90?), shoes was 30.90 (why are they all 90 cents extra? talk about desperate cash) so together they're about $80 singaporean dollars.
or 160 malaysian ringgit.
Ouch.
Okay malaysians, singaporeans, Foreigners and Ira (winkwink), Have a nice day!
Oh one more thing.
Remember i told you guys about the group i have with my friends?
Okay i called it Color Gruppe but we're labelled the Clique.
YES WE'RE A REAL CLIQUE IT FEELS FUCKING AWESOME.
Well i actually saved up 15.00 to buy a new green earpiece to match my bag cause my green earpiece my sister gave me (story of it in my birthday post, there's 2 of them so read both to know the story!) was a little bit cranky cause certain twisting in the wires causes the earpiece to be silent.
Yeah that kind of thing.
To think about it, its still working and why not get something with friends right?
Yes so i didnt buy the earpiece (afterall that thing was a birthday present! :'( ) but i bought some stuffs that totally matches the Clique.
Same watch brand with different colors of our own, same water bottles (mine didnt match, it was bigger and costed more) with different colors of our own, and coming soon, We'll each have our own "Camera wallet" with our own colors.
Well i'm not too sure if they're still there but well for reasons of Clique i guess its worth a try,
I wont tell you guys the prices, it's private!
I also wont tell you where i bought it for the same reasons.
I'm asking Dinie to buy it for me cause she knows where it is and so i was hoping i would give her the money, she'll do the spending.
I trust her, yes, whats the use of a clique of bestfriends if you dont even know if you could trust each other!
Okay, so i guess i'll end here after trying to end twice just now, so hope it was fun to read as it was fun to blog!
Sincerely yours, Ismail!

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Baby baby hello helloo hello, hello?



Lol i'm talking to a fish.
Hmm.
Okay hey guys.
Today i'll start off with my religious class updates.
Hmm, yesterday i didn't get to blog cause i was busy and shit.
But today hell yeah im in!
So.
I'll update on my religious class first.
Well today, i tricked an old man.
By old man i mean a bus driver.
And trick i mean cheat.
And cheat i mean i tapped the ez link and it burst a loud sound and said no credit left pay cash and i didnt pay cash.
And by that i mean on my way home.
And by on my way home i mean i bought an icy mocha soya milk before going home.
And by before going home i mean at 4 45 after i alighted from that tricked bus.
HAHAHA OKAY SORRY i'll stop it.
Okay so i tricked him, he smiled, didnt get the trick, hu-ha.
Stupid ass.
Okay i went to my religious class at about 1.10, i was almost 5 minutes late but which devil in hell cares.
I was punctual and not early nor late!
Hmhm so i went into class and oh syahiddin and amir wasnt there.
Amir the fag.
Just kidding though, its just a joke.
We call him fag everytime.
Like asking for a pencil.
"Hey fag you got a pencil?"
Yeah sure he'll get hurt emotionally but in the end he'll still give the pencil.
So don't give me no bullshit.
Okay then syahiddin is our class guy remote control.
Probably cause he's the eldest among guys and probably most matured too.
He controls irfan, that white ass crazy bitch.
Irfan is a real pain in the ass sometimes but when you're on the bad side he's really a boost.
On the good side, you'll just be beaten up somehow.
Emotionally physically gaysically.
Or stupidically.
Or whatever.
Okay so i went to my religious class with only less than half of all boys present.
But irfan was there.
So i had fun when the teacher went out for a while then got bored again when she came back then i had a headache and bullshit and went home.
Before i went home, on the way me and irfan went to this night market which sold his favourite ramli burgers.
So after we bought those bullshit we went to the bus stop to catch the bus.
And that's when i cheated the old man.
I already continued the story just now, so uhh i'll go on with something else.
Okay!
So my religious class times is over, I'll proceed to lets say THE END of this post?
HAHAHAHAHA guess you guys weren't expecting that.
Hmmm.
But what can i do?
Okay i forgot.
I just found my hardcore favorite science teacher and maths teacher, named Mrs Chang and Miss Kang.
YES, people from Europe, these people are chinese.
So live with it cause they're my favorite teachers.
ANYWAY i just seen this video, "Lady Gaga undresses LisaNova..." and i heard this song they made, "Free witch".
Okay the song didnt have a title, i made it up so yeah.
Okay so i need to update you guys on something.
There's a friend that turns enemy, enemy that turns friend.
Strangely though, for me and the Awesomes it happens at the same time.
I wouldn't name them here.
But i have a feeling, just a gut feeling, someone's turned on us.
I dont know.
I dont observe behavior, i observe attention.
Much like a bat which screeches and when the screeching bounces on a surface the bat knows exactly where that surface is.
I have a feeling, one of us actually is trying to turn each other hostile.
This person is alone.
Not many friends around her, a lot of friends are far away.
Hopeless bitch.
I hope you realise that without us, you are nothing.
And even if you succeed in the conspiracy, know that i do not need you that much anyway.
But anyways, why am i suddenly so epic?
Okay lol i dont usually blog about something like this but, it leaves me no choice but to leave a warning.
And what better place to leave a warning than your friendly neighborhood blog?
Hahaha, so now everyone knows this blog isnt just about me.
Its about my life, and how it revolves with things that happen.
Much like a gossip diary.
But less wrong...
Unless you consider those times where i sai-
Oh.
Yeah.
I just formed a Group with the first original members.
I, personally, named it the Color Gruppe.
HAHAHAHAHA
I was told not to make a group cause it may cause group fights.
But nahh.
I mean we always go together, hang out together, do stuffs together its like, people are already making group names in their heads and in between gossips.
Yes, i am interschoolly famous, and whoever hangs out with me gets the umbrella, and whats more, they already are carrying an umbrella of fame!
Its like barack obama, S.R. Nathan, Solsilo bambang yudhyono was together in a car talking about life.
Yes, we're in the vanity club.
Touch me, t-touch me baby but dont mess up my hair (ohhh ohh ohhh)
Okay turn it off before i get horny.
So, you guys were asking for it, here it is, and if you dont mind, im gonna work on last week's post.
So yeah, till the next time, farewell!

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January 2011!

Well hello there!


Before i begin with the social networking post, i need to start off my new year eve's blog!
It's been 2 years!
3 cheers for me!
Okay no, first of all 3 cheers is for sarcastic dumb blondes, and i do not, want dumb blondes reading my blog.
It creates a bad impression.
Imagine a blonde, an already dumb white girl with golden dumb dead barbie hair.
Reading my blog.
Eeeeekrgh :/
Okay, no discrimination, and happy new year everyone!
Happy new year to you blondes too, if that'll make you happy.
I know, it's a little bit too late for the new year celebration.
But come on even the chinese celebrate new year on february, and us muslims celebrate the new year in last 5/6/7/8 december 2010.
It's either too early or too late.
I dont know.
Anyway random notice but sorry i haven't been blogging, i would have done it but i got sick everytime i want to.
Oh yeah i just recovered from some sickness who combined forces (Sore Eyes, Flu, Fever, Cough, Sore Throat) against me.
Oh well, i just recovered so read on!
Hmm so i also wanna make an announcement.
You know who's Ira Natasha?
Hmm well she's one of my readers, and also one of close friends!
She's a faithful reader, as told by herself :/
So i'm making this opportunity to announce her on this blog post!
Okay.
The Social Network.
Something that has always entertained us.
Entertained me, if not any of you :/
There's Formspring for questions, Facebook for your friends, Blogger for your pouring daily life complaints and experiences, Tumblr for idiots, Omegle for porno perverts, and all other shit like that.
Formspring.
Where people ask, tell, and answer.
Negative, positive, stupid questions.
Doyouhaveamum questions, doyouhaveadad questions, negative questions.
Whatdoyouliketodo questions, wannahangout questions, positive questions.
Areyougay questions, areyouaboyoragirl questions, stupid questions.
Hmm, so that's all there is for Formspring, besides the anonymous people and their bullshit :/
So besides questions Formspring is basically nothing.
There was this question which asked me what is your youtube story?
And i was like get lost fag!
Cause one day, me and my friend Dino (She's really named Dino but we call 'er Dinie the Popularity Immigration, we're all about equal opportunity up in here!) went to see my youtube accoount and my videos, and she saw one of my videos "The end part 2" and yes it was crazy, and she put it up on facebook!
That asshole.
Sure i like when people acknowledge my videos but not a crazy ass one like that.
That one is just plain "whatithoughtwasgoodstuff".
Now i dont think like that, ever again!
Hmm.
So Twitter.
Something that i always loved.
There's Voldemort cracking jokes, and with his pictures that look like noseless bullshit, and stuffs that entertain.
There's Shane Dawson and his video updates.
There's Brittani Taylor and her cute voice.
And other bull shit like them.
Its just good, though i wouldve thought they could improve on the speed on which i can tweet :/ it lags sometimes.
So there's the Twitpics, a place you can retweet pictures or publish them for your own self.
Or even pornography :/
Hmm so literally, Twitter is a perfect world, i couldn't agree more!
There hasn't been any bully cases on twitter has there?
No, so its safe!
So Facebook.
Something our friends get on to meet us.
Post on walls, comment on pictures, like a video, share an ugly photo of yourself, and shit like that.
It sometimes doesnt work out though.
It seems as if to not be random on your statuses was wrong :/
I dont know, randomness is what makes facebook great and enjoyable.
And its fan pages and like pages with love quotes for emo faggots, ohh some of them understand us like a song!
Like this one:
"I imagine things that will never happen in real life"
PRECISELY RIGHT!
I do, dont know if you dont, dont care if you do, shut up.
So its a place for a lot of conflicts and also for its reknown minahreps (girls known for reputation - the bad ones) and matreps (guy version of minahrep) who slipped in to this uninvited domain called facebook.
While they already had enough on friendster!
Which is, by the way, starting to get boring.
Wait, it already is boring.
So boring, that no one ever goes there anymore.
From happy face friendster, to sad face friendster.
Stupid.
I hate friendster and how it makes me hate them.
So those minah and mat reps are like flies from a malaysian food court who got on the tourist bus back to singapore.
Except in this case the flies are the reps, malaysia is friendster and singapore is facebook.
Anyway, bad things aside, lets talk about how useful it is to us.
Not very useful, but it lets you keep in touch.
Except those stupid dontknowhowtousetheinternet faggots.
Facebook is like : What's on your mind? Stupid Faggots are like : *slams head on keyboard and goes to sleep*
See what i mean?
Stupid ass.
All like them do exist in this world unfortunately.
So it's like stupid because:
1)Why are they on the internet?
2)Why are they so full of bullshit?
No, why are THEY bullshit?
Okay moving on.
Blogger.
Something i personally like myself, its convenient and it doesnt have fucking REBLOGS WHICH OVERTAKE YOUR BLOG POSTS AND MAKE IT CONFUSING!
I hate tumblr personally.
My friends all use Tumblr, and i dont care then my friends are all idiots.
No discrimination!
So blogger, isnt it convenient that you can just type out your daily experiences or monthly experiences on it?
Okay i know tumblr also have those they even have special "quote quoters" as one of the blog posts which makes tumblr better but NO.
Maybe blogger should change the logo "B" to a picture of a brain - personally because blogger is for people with brains.
Okay so lets move on.
We're on the last 2!
This one's my favorite - not - : Tumblr.
Tumblr is basically blogking of fashion but nahh, that's onsugar.
Tumblr is just a stupid place where you reblog stuffs you think are nice.
"Stuffs" include unprofessional stupid quotes, vans products, and all bullshit like that.
There are also pictures of girl lips, those kind of blurry picture which look like the camera just had smoked some marijua and was still high when it took the picture :/
Disgusting!
Okay to be fair tumblr does have the good things.
Look!
A simple "New post" on blogger becomes "post/quote/pictures/videos/audios" on tumblr.
Its separated so that its easy.
BUT other than that it just sucks.
Okay so the last one, OMEGLE!
A place where dino brought me.
Also a place she hates sometimes cause she likes to use the webcam to show her body.
ONLY TO FIND there are guys who also do that and freak her out so she restart another conversation and does the same.
But its not all about the body.
Sometimes she even meets up with some fierce left out girl who believes in her own intentions and interests and doesnt care about what people think.
Just like me, to be frank :/
Or people who are gonna kill themselves, people with no life, guys who masturbate in the camera when she switches it on, and stuffs like that.
I for once met one girl who's 15 and i was like WHERE AND WHAT'S YOUR FACEBOOK?!
But she said nahh, i only use facebook for people who i know in real life.
Oh so i'm not real enough for you?
Lol.
So Omegle was a mix of perverts and sweet innocent people.
2 extremes which dont mix well but still do :/
So the internet is full of bullshit and things that also make you smile :)
Nahh, i'm just fucking with ya.
Switch on the website and watch that woman break her ass with a dildo, hah.
But seriously.
It IS full of people who are extremes, people who are too evil and people who are just so innocent the slightest touch from her kills you.
So on my advice, surf carefully, for those who dont have an account from anyone of those, go ahead make them.
I'll only give you my youtube, gmail, hotmail, and twitter!
Okay so thanks again to Ira for reading this blog, i should thank you some day ;D
So Surf carefully, have fun, love you guys, will miss you all, bye!

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Oh I'm a genius!

Why hello!


Hmm.
I have things to update.
Well, I promised i'd go through with you what i went through during the genius mindchamp.
It wasnt just any enrichment your school would put you through, which would end up in nothing. It's special.
It's what my mum paid $1380 for!
Obviously it's worth something.
Not your school's 20 dollars "Start Right" workshop.
So this was organized by an international genius.
He activated his midbrain and was able to read cards and literally everything.
Like IC numbers and serial numbers found on a dollar note.
And also learnt to cycle closing his eyes.
HE can do all this, blindfolded.
And this is done by activating the midbrain, allowing it to send brainwaves which will bounce back.
Much like how a bat 'sees' in the dark.
It screeches, and the sound bounds back from any surface back to its ears, which allows it to know where it's going.
It even works when its closing in on bugs.
So i went for this programme.
It's actually for KIDS aged 5/6 - 11/12.
So it's great.
I was 13 a few days before i entered the programme.
But i still needed an interview.
BEcause, since i am out of the age boundary, i need to do 20% more.
Kids do 100%, i'll do 120%.
So that's the way.
The 2 day programme was done beside a Singapore Dojo Club.
At Kallang.
So it starts at 8, and ends at 5.
Am to Pm.
Okay, i entered the room to see a number of kids there.
I dont know, i was the only senior one there, the others were just either primary 5 or primary 6 the next year.
So i was feeling awkward and wanted to actually try to fit in.
Which means doing what they did.
WHICH MEANS DOING KID STUFF.
Hmmrph.
I was so sad there weren't any malay guys or girls who would be a friend.
They're all rich people.
Yes, i'm rich too!
I'm so rich my mum would spend 1580 on my mindchamp workshop.
Hmm, so i guess all i could do after that programme was read cards (pokercards, uno cards, credit cards) and their colors.
COME ON, i'm only a level 1 genius.
There's 2 more levels.
Which of course would eventually cost more than a thousand 500.
I feel it might cost double, and double means 1500, 3000, 4500.
I guess?
I dont know.
Anyway this post is to be published on 20th december, so im changing the date.
In my next january post, i'll be talking about the social network.
And also my weekly religious class!
Funny random shit happens, fucked up stuffs too so go check it out once its out.
AND YES I'M WORKING ON IT RIGHT AFTER THIS.
Okay, see you next post, love yaaaaaaaa!
Oh by the way, i have an activated twitter, (yes it was "deactivated" long ago cause i, like ke$ha, dont know how to use it. all i did was slam my head on the keyboard and fell asleep :/) go follow it, dont if you dont :/
So see you on the next post!

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