Selamat Hary Raye ~

Okayy hye ! Ohh , To my muslim and islam and malay friends , especially the ones which i Ucapkan hary raye to at FB , Slamat hary raye ! Okay , just now i went to the Mes - jade Assyakirin to solat sunnat hary raye hajy . Ohh fuck , so many people that were old had strange smells . One had the smell of hot buttered popcorn , another had cotton candy , and some even had bbq and fire smells . Then into the mes - jade . Ohh well , me and daddy gathered at the space just outside the mes - jade . We sat near the front . Then as the Syarahan continued and all the allahuakbar3 i got real bored . I actually missed my secret person admired and Kaq aishah ! So boring . I saw dat this man who sat beside me was fucking dumb . He was sleeping and mumbling . I was almost to tears keeping my laughter and giggles . He was smiling AND sleeping ! And if that wasnt enough he almost bumped into the person in front of him ! Huhu ... I almost lost my iman of kesabaran . And so and so . A lot of mats there . I mean mats as in mats , the other word for small carpets . Lmao also lots of mats , this time the gangsters . All dye2 trying to look cool , act like natural like that . I almost coughed up what i had for breakfast . Lontong rendang and sayo kuneng lmao . So after dat we went home . Play with my laptop and fb . Ohh and yes , smlm seblum kul 12 mlm i sent out slmt hary raye to my malay friends . Starting with my dearest , then kaq aishah kaq nina and then the three and blah2 . So After dat went for friday jemaah prayers . Lols two in a day two in a row wtf . Okayy , again , familiar faces again . I almost choked on the smell .. Then we went to the Basement . Cool huh ? I was hot . That room was nearest to the Jenazah room ! Ohh after dat the allahuakbar2 again . After dat we solat and went home ahh . So when i came back a present was waiting . Macadaemia nuts ! OMG two years since i had one of those ! Was this my bdae ? Ohh , no . But I would sure like one this coming bdae of mine ! So now the timeline comes to now , me typing my blog post . Okayy , enough for todayy Hary raye kayy ? Jagn serdeyh kayy ? syg dher .

;) tsk ;)

Therion

Cool huh ? Dark Venus Persephone made me cry lmao . For no reason ... the song is dedicated to my dear sis ....

To my dearest ~

Ohh well hii . Today it's going to be a post . Call it dedicated , or anything youhh might want to . But first i need youhh all to hear this . And maybe leave a comment to have your say . Simple . Few words . Siblings stay together and love each other no matter how far apart they are from each other . The strongest word is : Siblings . There is nothing in the world that could break them apart , could there ? And even so , all i could do is call and meet up . Are we friends ? I hope youhh dont consider it this way . Even if i dont stay together with youhh , i still can feel youhh . I really am disappointed why all because of a woman who separated us we could not even talk . I doubt my apologies could be accepted . But now i doubt we could meet again . Why is it that we have to be apart even farther ? Now i can only grieve , cry all throughout , miss and nothing more . Why did it had come to this ? Why did i have to take youhh for granted ? I feel so wrong with myself ! And all because of just one woman who wishes we were never born we had to be apart , why ? I need to have reasons . I dont have the courage to live now . With only me and kaq Aisyah . But how am i to when nobody is in the house ? All alone , Crying , missing someone who could never come back . Im too small to live by myself . Soon , i would be all alone . Kaq Aisyah would get married , and me ? Without doubt , i may never make it . Knowing we would be immensely apart , I have to say it right now because , we may not have another day . I truly loved youhh , I missed youhh , I need youhh every second , because life without youhh life isnt worth .

Transformation ?

Heyy . Nice to see youhh all again . Well , actually , i feel rather glum . But there's still something in me , i mean , not that im drained or anything . I missed everyone , including kaq Tiqah , Kaq Ira , Kaq Rina , and especially Adeq Bella . Yeap , ive finally accepted what she said to me the other day . She's lower than me . The title "Kaq" may not seem fit . Hhahs . What about kaq Aishah ? Well , ive finally got better of her . Now i no longer feel crazy for her after all . I seem to feel better now . It's like , I transformed . Into a better person . But wait i dont think so . My sister says perhaps its officially i got more matured . Now i know , we cant keep a friend forever , merely be friends forever . They will have to leave one day . So maybe now i dont think i will see the worse side of things after all . But i must keep in touch . I mean , maybe someone out there might finally say i meant the world to them . And maybe i might accept them . I'm tired of being the opposite . But now only some people may i miss much . Youhh know who . And it's not Kaq Aishah , since i dont miss her that much . Ohh well , till death do us part , okay ? Kaq tiqah , Kaq Ira , Kaq Rina and Adq Bella will be missed dearly . Rest assured , we will keep in touch . Im not sure how long i might hold out next year . Will i still have my friends ? Well , that ,

is another story .

~End~

911 call .

Yeah hie .
(Phone rings . )
911 .
HELP ME !
Ahh ! Wtf is wrong with youhh ? Can youhh let me hear the inner voice ? A bit lower ...
Im in a room ... I feel sick .
Yeah so ? Introduce yourself pls .
My name's Jim .
Could youhh spell that ?
What ?? (obviously shock .)
Did i stutter ?
J ... I ..... M .....
Ohh . Your last name ?
McKay .
Ohh , youhh gotta spell that too .
M ....
yeah ...
C .....
yeah yeah ......
K ...
What ?
K .
J ?
K !
L ?
K ! K K K !!!!!
Jim , youhh racist ?
No ...
I could hear that " hey " in your voice ...
No .... . Its k .
Okay . Carry on .
A .... Y ....
Ok .
So could youhh send an ambulance ? Im dying here ...
Ohh , we'll have to decide that . Youhh know i just played Bumper cars with all the ambulance vehicles with my friend Elliot and OHH youhh gotta be there . I mean , we were like BANG ! BOOM ! CLANGG !!! Youhh get it Jim ?? We all got drunk after the party at the club that night . And youhh know ? We had so much fun ! More fun than drugs youhh get the idea Jim ? Ohh man we played till the wee hours of the morning ....
*Jim McKay vomits blood , BLUEKZ !*
PLEASE !!! Im dying here !
Jim , i'll have to remind youhh youhh cant shout . Inner voice please !
AHH !!! *coughs coughs vomits*
Ohh wait ..... i think im okayy .
Ohh well , i guess youhhh got that !
.....
Okayy , Jim , Im in a rut now . Could youhh hold for one moment pls ? Thank youhh . Nature's calling .....
(Silence . Shanaynay goes to the toilet , 20 minutes later .)
Ohhkay . Hie Jim . Went to the toilet brokenhearted , wanted to SHIT but could only farted .
........................................
Hello ?
..........................................
Ohh well , i guess he got that .
(Puts down the phone , but stops halfway , .....)
Ohh sorry Girl !
Ohhh . hie !
Youhh know what ?
What ?
I saved a life !
Youhh did ? Ohh ! Now that's -
Of course ! Shanaynay always does it right ! Yeah high - five !
~End of conversation~