911 call .

Yeah hie .
(Phone rings . )
911 .
HELP ME !
Ahh ! Wtf is wrong with youhh ? Can youhh let me hear the inner voice ? A bit lower ...
Im in a room ... I feel sick .
Yeah so ? Introduce yourself pls .
My name's Jim .
Could youhh spell that ?
What ?? (obviously shock .)
Did i stutter ?
J ... I ..... M .....
Ohh . Your last name ?
McKay .
Ohh , youhh gotta spell that too .
M ....
yeah ...
C .....
yeah yeah ......
K ...
What ?
K .
J ?
K !
L ?
K ! K K K !!!!!
Jim , youhh racist ?
No ...
I could hear that " hey " in your voice ...
No .... . Its k .
Okay . Carry on .
A .... Y ....
Ok .
So could youhh send an ambulance ? Im dying here ...
Ohh , we'll have to decide that . Youhh know i just played Bumper cars with all the ambulance vehicles with my friend Elliot and OHH youhh gotta be there . I mean , we were like BANG ! BOOM ! CLANGG !!! Youhh get it Jim ?? We all got drunk after the party at the club that night . And youhh know ? We had so much fun ! More fun than drugs youhh get the idea Jim ? Ohh man we played till the wee hours of the morning ....
*Jim McKay vomits blood , BLUEKZ !*
PLEASE !!! Im dying here !
Jim , i'll have to remind youhh youhh cant shout . Inner voice please !
AHH !!! *coughs coughs vomits*
Ohh wait ..... i think im okayy .
Ohh well , i guess youhhh got that !
.....
Okayy , Jim , Im in a rut now . Could youhh hold for one moment pls ? Thank youhh . Nature's calling .....
(Silence . Shanaynay goes to the toilet , 20 minutes later .)
Ohhkay . Hie Jim . Went to the toilet brokenhearted , wanted to SHIT but could only farted .
........................................
Hello ?
..........................................
Ohh well , i guess he got that .
(Puts down the phone , but stops halfway , .....)
Ohh sorry Girl !
Ohhh . hie !
Youhh know what ?
What ?
I saved a life !
Youhh did ? Ohh ! Now that's -
Of course ! Shanaynay always does it right ! Yeah high - five !
~End of conversation~

Promises , promises .

Okayy , before my post todayy , Iy want to tell the ppl whom iy chose at FB that the post iy asked to comment on ys the Siblings post . Okayy , for todayy . Kaq aysha , Iy promyse youhh a myllyon stars . Kaq Nyna , The byg blue sky ys urs ! Hehe , gt nthg to do uhh . Kaq Dayah , Iy promyse youhh myself ! Hehehe ~ Todayy iym going to go to the http://jigokutushin.net/ Websyte to proof whether everytyng about Hell gyrl , or more formerly known , Enma Ay . Iy want proof the websyte even exysted at all . Okayy , Whyle we wayt , Iy want to ucapkan slamat hary raye hajy to my fryends and famylyes , namely kaq dayah and kaq aysha . Kaq aysha feels close to famyly , youhh know ? And especyally to the person whom iy admyre secretly ;) tsk ;) ~ I love youhh , and lets kick off the new day wyth a " Night me up with a Shalalalala ,

lala ,

la - la !

Hari kebangsaan--

SO long ive never touched this beloved blog of myne........
I miss blogging.
Really.
Now,.....Before anything were to happen,
I wanna remember my sis,especially Kak Aishah...
Im like crying.K nvrm.Ok,here goes....
1st)Kak Aishah-My beloved sister,and my favorite!
2nd)Kak Nina-my best problem solver!
3rd)Kak Seri-My motivator
4th)Kak Izzah-My sporting SisterXD
5th)Kak Wana-My most humourous Sis.....
6th)Kak Tiqah-My bestest friend,and sis**
7th)Kak Ira-My 2nd humourous sister,
8th)Kak Sab(Lols)-My most Joking Sister ~
9th)Kak Dina-My most isolated sis-without reason!
10th)Kak Lizzie-My most scariest and Startling Sister......

Then of course,Don't leave out your own adeks no matter how many you have!
Here goes....

1st)Adek Balqis-my most adorable adek,as well as the humourous!
2nd)Adek Saf-My most unsusual adek,........
3rd)Adek Roselyn-My most defendable adek!
4th)Adek Razlynn-My most avoided adek,for no reason to say the least...
5th)Adek Mahathir-My unknown but humourous adek!

And i remember i have 8 abangs...Still important!
Here goes....

1st)Abang Danial-My either best or worst abang,say like sweet and sour!
2nd)Abang Effendy-My most humourous and ever-powerful abang!Also the smartest kick.
3rd)Abang Fadly-My inventor abang who invented the Humour Donkey!
4th)Abang BJ-My most "Wrestling" Abang.....
5th)Abang BR-Also like Abang Danial,Sweet and especially SOUR!
6th)Abang Syuk-Also my humourous abang in the Lyn Class
7th)Abang Raihan-The strongest abang i had ever seen!
8th)Abang Safiy-Immeasurable strength!Ive seen him workout,you get the idea?

Ok...Ive listed them here and now as my most special people.Hope my mistakes can be forgiven and my sins against all of you cleansed.Hope you all may enjoy your own life as special people in other's hearts.May all of you meet a happy life,as happy as you expect.Still,Life can't be that bad,could it??Oh well,Ive said my part.And Specially for Kak Aishah,Do forgive me of all wrongdoings.Thanks for letting me decide for anything i could've never done without you.Also for Kak Nina,Thanks for solving and hearing out my problems i had come across...Forgive me of all things that i have done towards you that you consider wrong.Enjoy your lives,Kakak,Abang and Also my Adeks.Wish you well!

Sorry!Sorry!Selamat hari Raye.....

Sorry.........It's a bit sort.Dot.Sorry for the neglect,hey.Very very sorry.I forgot all about the blog.Ok,there's the video.Watch it!

Stupid facts~

Here are ten facts
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didn't notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didn't notice there are only 10 facts

Hehe!
K lah...
My intention is to write this here before i forget:

Semua resah hati manusiamu
Untuk membagi kisah atas nama cinta
Derai air mata di setiap sujudmu seperti tak pernah cukup untuk menjagaku
Jangan butakan hati menjadi cinta yang semu....oo... Cinta yang semu

Kau hembuskan ayat-ayat cinta untukku
Di sela doa dalam malam-malam yang sunyi
Ampun yang engkau pinta dalam semua keraguan yg tlah meliputi jiwamu
Semoga akan membawa cintamu

Pada diriku dalam jalan dan ridho-Nya
Jangan butakan hati menjadi cinta yang semu...oo... Cinta yang semu

Kau hembuskan ayat-ayat cinta untukku
Di tengah terik matahari dan dinginnya malam
Kau panjatkan ayat-ayat cinta pada-Nya
Melindungi dan menjaga kisah cinta kita...

Corrections~

Hie guys.Hehe!The other tyme i said the wrong lyrics cos that dumbass kid told me that.Now here's my correction:

She's so sexy, so cool
She's the baddest girl I seen
I'm wonderin why
I only see her in my dreams
The love of my life,
She's the only one for me
My l-o-v-e, oh my l-o-v-e

Baby, you're my shooting star
Ride with me and I'll take you far
Explore the world, and back around
You lift me up, and you hold me down (you hold the crown)
And you make this team
There's no couple like this, king & queen
There's no other couple like, you & me
You're the girl of my dreams, my everything
I love this feelin, your love is healin
I need it, I breathe it
No way I'd ever leave it
I'm so into you, don't what I'd do
Your love is so true
It's just me & my boo

She's so sexy, so cool
She's the baddest girl I seen
I'm wonderin why
I only see her in my dreams
The love of my life,
She's the only one for me
My l-o-v-e, oh my l-o-v-e

I never thought I'd find another love like this
I'll never forget the first time we kissed (we kissed)
Your body against mine
The touch of your skin, your lips
Such a beautiful kiss (such a beautiful kiss)

My l-o-v-e, she elevate me
She fly & so free, was blind now I see
And without her, now what would I be
Not what I am, but I'd still be a g
I'd still be hype, I'd still shine bright
But who'd be there to hold me so tight
Who'd be there when it's lonely at night
My wife, so right, the love of my life

She's so sexy, so cool
She's the baddest girl I seen
I'm wonderin why
I only see her in my dreams
The love of my life,
She's the only one for me
My l-o-v-e, oh my l-o-v-e

We're so picture perfect, I can't imagine
My life without you (l-o-v-e)
It's like I'm floatin on air, whenever you're here
Baby come with me and I'll take you there

She's so sexy, so cool
She's the baddest girl I seen
I'm wonderin why
I only see her in my dreams
The love of my life,
She's the only one for me
My l-o-v-e, oh my l-o-v-e

She's so sexy, so cool
She's the baddest girl I seen
I'm wonderin why
I only see her in my dreams
The love of my life,
She's the only one for me
My l-o-v-e, oh my l-o-v-e
L-o-v-e, l-o-v-e
L-o-v-e, l-o-v-e

She's so sexy, so cool
She's the baddest girl I seen
I'm wonderin why
I only see her in my dreams
The love of my life,
She's the only one for me
My l-o-v-e, oh my l-o-v-e
(Oh my l-o-v-e)

~Another post,Farewell!~

Oh my god,Allah the Great.......

Hie guys.Terday,I had a mysterious feeling to check my letters and go online.It appears,however,that this lovely feeling was given by god.It was all because of my dear sister!Heyy,what do you know?I got an e-mail from my sis that i can't copy here.Haish.Too bad.So if any one wants it you can just ask.Afterall there's a chatbox.Oh yes,haha,lol!She told me not to think about neither Hanna or Love.But their actually both the same lol.So this is gonna be a short post again.Kk larh,i've been feeling down and out lately.I can't think properly except when i'm really serious.K larh,Till The Next Post!

~The End~