LOLS day

Making my way downtown , 

Walking fast ,

Faces passed and im homebound . . . .

Okayy , stop it luhh ismail . -.- "

Lols .

Yeah , tings just whizzed past . 

In fact too fast .

First ting is , its neutral . 

Happy about it .

Second thing is i just told my secret i ever promised to keep ,

To Rushiqah .

So i just told the second thing , and now the first things gonna be loong ! 

Definitely happier than ever and this one will make youhh laugh !

Okayy , SS uhh .

Well , There's madrasah on every Sat .

Then , its our second time . 

KBK 6A :) .

So i went home with Irfan and Farhan . 

Well usually i dont , but since its (kecian) sangat , i followed .

Im not dat evil ohhkay !

So then , after we were dismissed , we went to a Pasar Petang .

Kayy , supposed to be Pasar Malam .

But totally dosnt depict the purpose of a Pasar Malam .

So , i bought Shark fin soup .

Halal wat .

But they all shout at me say " Not halal ! Not halal ! ".

Like fuck sia !

That shit was a waste of daaaamn money . 

So i threw it away !

Wat ?

Youhh say imma bitch like its a bad thing . 

Okayy shut up .

Then , With no money left i stole a bite from Farhan's Ramly Burger .

I said : 

Me : Eheh , siak uhh , ni dri malaysia tauhh .

Farhan : Abeyhh ?

Me : Biar uhh aku test , biar aku tauhh sedap ke halal ! 

Farhan : Okayy .

Me : * One BIG bite . 1/4 of Burger *

Farhan : Halal ? Sedap ?

Me : HALAL ! MEMANG HALAL ! 

Hhahs , i did it , and gawwd , i wasnt hungry anymore .

So , We went on ,  but i said wait .

Cuz i was checking out some new meals at KaninaFuckerCibai .

So , as i moved on , we went on a road . 

I crossed my usual road , totally despising Irfan's road .

He said there's lessa cars there .

But cumon , all cars move straight on a road right ? 

So the same wat !

We moved to the second phase of the road . 

A car was moving .

Full speed !

Before i could let it make me wait for it , I charged !

CHAAAAAAAARGE ! 

Irfan followed , the playful hym . 

So i looked back , and found dat boring farhan still waiting . 

Cars and Lorries passed . 

THEN he moved on . 

I still laughed about the " Chargee " thing though .

So did Irfan .

So much fun !

But we're not done yet .

So we went on , then 98 arrived . 

We took it , then went home .

So as the bus moved , the fun was starting already !

So we made plans where to land .

I voted the bus stop in front of Lakeside Prime .

But both intend on the one just a bus stop away from mine .

I didnt give a heck damn , fuck and i went on to land there . 

TELENG TELOLONG went the bell .

So i landed there , but as soon as i went down the double decker , irfan went down !

Wow .

He didnt have the heart to leave me !

How . . . Gayish .

So here's the fun !

Last pocket of fun starts from here .

We saw an indian gurl , probably 28 yrs old , walking in front of us on the pavement .

Then , I suggested smthg which i got giggles to tell hym ! 

Me : Eheh , ape kate * giggles *

Irfan : Ape ??

Me : Kite panggil dher * giggles * " Oeii ! " . .. 

Irfan : Abeyhh abeyhh ?

Me : Klau dher tngk blakang , kite tngk bende laen !

Irfan : Baek uhh ! yok !

And then we were like " OEII ! OEII ! " ! 

Its so funny , i gt giggles ! 

The gurl didnt answer , and went even further walking .

But she's on our path .

So i said " Ehy KEJAR DHER ! ! ! " 

And so we did !

Then we kejar and kept shouting " Oeii Gurl ! " at her !

So , we chased her and then we were forced on our path to cross Zebra Crossing .

So we crossed , but we were opp her .

I said :

Me : GURL ! WHY YOUHH NEVER HEAR ? ! DEAF UHH ? ! 

Gurl ( !! ) : Ehy shuddup uhh fucker !

Me : * whisper * Alamak , siak uhh si sundal tuqhh . Ape kate . . .

Irfan : Ahh ape ?

Me : Kite perhkek " Black gurl ! Black gurl ! " abeyh lary . ??

Irfan : Boleyhh uhh !

Me : kayy 1 .. . 2 .. . 3 !

Me & Irfan : BLACK GURL BLCK GURL ! INDIAN GURL !

LOLS ! 

It was so hilarious , i didnt stop laughing till the end .

But then , after crossing the other road to our 352 same block ,

We saw some Indians repairing the electricticty .

This is the last of the fun uhh , but i LOVE IT !

I went on and looked at Irfan .

I asked .

Youhh know Wat im thinking ?

Then , we both hid behind the two doors which were the entrance to the small repair room .

One on one side , one on the other side .

So i count . . .

1 . . . 2 . . . 3  !

We closed the doors and i locked the lock , toally leaving them not able to get out !

Ape lgy , we ran away uhh ! 

Sembunyi2 ! 

Sini2 ! 

Then aft dat we went home !

LOLS , wat a lols day . 

Hope youhh enjoyed urselves on my blog post , Gudbye :D