Last hour of Haji Raya

Bye! Come again! Mmmhmm, you take care too!

So i wave the guests out, as they start leaving.
Well anyway, today i fell asleep at 2.
I thought the guests were gonna arrive at 12, then i waited until 1.30, i went to my room, got tired on facebook and ZZZZZZZ!
I woke up hearing a scream!
Yeah I heard a scream from one of the guests's children.
Well they always made noise whenever they arrive.
I heard them at 3.
I fell back asleep and slept all the way till 4.
Then woke up after which i fell asleep again.
Woke back up at 5, where my mum woke me up.
Well i had to give my greetings to my guests, which were only a few.
The rest went home in my slumber.
So i woke up to give greetings and prayers.
Well it was very easy to do those.
But what was hard was my little brother.
Well he wasn't okay with the children.
He wanted to play with them but he couldnt cause he's scared.
Cute, though very stubborn.
He kept pulling my folds.
It was annoying!
But i pitied him.
It wasnt everyday he got to play with his cousins.
Fellow half cousins!
So i followed him to the balcony a.k.a. playing room/ basement.
Yes, we invented names for it.
It's considered a room okay!
So for the guests we had cow lungs, chicken cooked in red sauce (?), fried chicken, rice cooked in tomato sauce, mutton meat, and goat meat.
Oh and pickles too.
So that should be enough i guess, for the stomachs of the guests.
We had aa few in remark.
Uncle Sani and Wife
Uncle Sani elder daughter
Uncle Sani younger daughter
Uncle Maslan and Wife
Aunt Anipa
Daddy's brother and Wife
Daddy's brother's 2 daughters
Daddy's brother's son
Daddy's brother (Lanun) and Wife
Daddy's brother's 3 daughters
So there were quite a lot of people, though the hall still had seats for 7 other families.
Food was half finished, which is quite unusual as the guests dont look that hungry!
So i was thinking, when i was asleep, who made it here?
Who made it out without remembering me?!
No one could!
Mmm, so anyway tomorrow im getting out to fetch the gifts.
At approximately 1230, im going out.
But at 8 in the morning me and my sister will be out jogging.
Hmm, been so long since i jogged.
Well, it was so long that i guess my body wouldnt be able to jog for 3 minutes!
Cause i need to get used to a lifestyle.
But if i cant even jog, i might as well just die on my bed, unable to even die.
So its like now is nighttime, no, its morning already, but it looks like night so damn the morning, its night!
7 in the morning, thats when morning starts!
Assholes, those who came up with that!
So its like now my sister is irritating me, she's being a real asshole.
Hmm what else should i update you?
Mostly what i did today is sleep and eat and entertain guests.
Hmm, so perhaps i'll create a new post later this end of the week, probably sunday, the day before my religious PSLE exams.
I need to get my game face on!
I hadnt really been studying.
Besides, even if i fail, i'll still be promoted.
It's not like i have to repeat or go to a class of low idiots.
I already received my class list.
So there, done and done.
Sorry if this post didnt come at exactly 9,10, or 11.
It came at fucking 1230.

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Selamat Hari Raya Haji!

Hullo muslim friends, and my other readers.

Today i went for my annual Hari Raya Haji prayers.
So you see when we get to the mosque we chant this takbir.
This takbir is very consistent and is in sequence.
The, uhh, priest says the first line.
Then we follow.
Then as a priest leading the prayers he goes with his line.
We the followers of the prayers go with our line.
And so on and so forth.
Because this was very consistent, naturally i felt sleepy.
I started to take long blinks and visualising me sleeping on my bed, so comfortable....
I was in a trance....

"BUURP!"

Huh?
Who the...
Okay there's this guy beside me.

"BUURP!"

He's irritating the crap out of me.
Can't he do the takbir quietly?
What an irritant.
Well anyway, i just got $10 from my mum!
She gave me through the money in the envelope.
Mini-envelope made for money-giving.
Search google images on Hari Raya Money Envelope to get a quick look.
I intend to use it to buy a gift for a special someone.
I bought 3 items.
A card in the shape of an elephant @ $4.20
A small card made for someone special @ $2.90
A cute kitty soft toy @ $10.00
All total up to $17.10.
Now this is worth the cost, i'll not reveal the person i intend to send these gifts to, as she might be reading this blog.
Well yes its a she.
Not a he, i rarely give to Hes.
Those who know who it is, i ask that you keep silent.
But not to worry, i'll tell you guys who that she is once the gifts have been delivered!
So rest assured, the answer is a matter of time ;D
And coin.
Well, i did tell you i just received 10 dollars.
I haven't bought the soft toy and the small card made for someone special.
The money is all with me, though i need a date to get out and fetch the items.
I'm gonna ask for anyone who wanna go out with me this Thursday.
It's tomorrow.
Today is the only day visitors come for my grandmother.
Work resumes tomorrow, so i think they'll all be out.
Well anyway, I'm sorry if this post didnt publish at exactly 9:00 a.m., i mean i reached home at 8:30 and set up the laptop at 8:40.
I set up my Blogger at approximately 8:50, during the time in between i used to update my facebook.
I dont have all day to update this blog, so i'll only update this morning and later at night.
Mmm, there sure is some experience today.
People of all sorts will be arriving.
Half cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Nieces, Nephews.
Only most of the Half side will be coming.
Because their grandmother lives here.
My original Grandmother and Father are dead.
My original dad's side's Grandmother and father are far near the South of Singapore, while here i am so far from there.
I can't visit them, my sister's runaway incident striked us and their sides hard.
Wanna know what happened?
Well one of my blog posts here have some of that information, you can reach at it through the archives below the mixpod.
So i must prepare for the arrival of my guests, they should be coming in the midday around 12 o clock.
Well, wait for me tonight readers!
I should be blogging around 10 p.m., but if i'm late then you can expect me to start blogging at 11.
Rest assured it wont reach the next day, cause i promised tonight.
If the guests really leave early, i guess i can blog around 9.
But that's the deal, if you're a real faithful reader (i probably have some around the world, somewhere in the Middle East i guess) then i like you.
You probably hated when i stopped blogging without informing you.
Hehe, well i dont have much faithful readers, this is my life, i cant forget that.
So till then, farewell!

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This is my heart

And i wont allow this disrespect!

Hello angels!
Fared readers and bloggers.
Mmm i feel good today.
Tomorrow is the festive annual Hari Raya Haji, where us muslims sacrifice a goat.
It's also the day of forgiveness, if i may relate so myself.
There's a prayer session tomorrow.
Me and my dad leaving at 6:30 a.m.
I know, it's rather too early, but if you are punctual there'll be no space.
The sermon would've already started and you would've missed a lot.
Furthermore, it's the holidays.
Obviously every muslim in the neighbourhood will be there, and a lot more others from the Jurong area.
Yes, i live in singapore.
Why?
Don't you know.
You mean to say you dont know i live in singapore?
Sheesh, come to a blog where you know which country it's from at least.
Anyway, the mosque was made quite long ago,
It wasnt designed for the few hundreds of people there to pray.
It was designed only to house people from this area.
So thats all there is for the mosque stuffs.
Anyway, some were asking me why i wasnt using tumblr.
Why am i still on Blogger?
Well, i like blogger.
Furthermore, what's up with tumblr and their "cool pictures"?
Reblog here reblog there.
And try any of my links, hopefully you come to find one on tumblr.
Or maybe, just go to any tumblr profile.
You will see they have an average of a thousand posts.
3/4 of them are all reblogged stuffs.
Blogger is a place for you to pour your feelings.
It's not a shop or some fantasy about stuffs you like.
fuckyeah here, fuckyeah there.
So thats for the Tumblr Blog thingy.
Anyway, today i didnt go to the Religious Class.
The one every tuesday.
Well guess what the reason was?
Late?
Forgot?
Overslept?
None.
All wrong.
It's because it was raining.
You know, it's kinda funny.
Because it was raining thunderstorms,
My mum stopped me from going.
I was all happy then, but i hid it cause my mum would probably say such bad things.
Which, i guess, are true.
One of the things she says is "So you like staying at home? Lazybum!"
Which is quite true.
She implies that guys are supposed to be outside doing stuffs.
And she already has doubts when i go down just to buy something.
She wants me to go out, and when i even want to walk down for a while she's all hysterical about it.
Doesnt make sense.
Its like saying you have to go out but i dont want you to.
Which is stupid.
Cause the only reason i CANT go out is because YOU dont want me to.
Trust me on this, i wanna go out with my friends and just wait for her reaction.
So calculative.
Its the holidays and shes all over "Whats the time? Where? Who'll be there? How do i contact you? When are you coming home? 7? NO"
See what i mean?
It's really irritating.
I actually want to go out more than just staying at home playing games and staying in my room all locked up and on facebook.
I want to go out.
Do anything, stay healthy, go out with friends, much like a normal ontheway teen.
But my mum wont understand that.
She probably wont understand that its normal for kids to go out.
She probably wont understand that i hate staying at home.
And now, she's looking for courses like camps at mosques for me to go.
I hate camps, okay?
And especially one where we can't even talk.
We dont even know anyone.
What, you rather i go out with people i dont even know than with people i know best?
You dont trust me at all.
You dont trust that no camps will do good for me.
I'll probably go to the camp bored and come back from the camp bored.
I know this sounds harsh and i know my mum is doing everything for me to go out.
But i want to, and you're not allowing me to do so.
I know you want to put me in trusted hands, but whats so bad about going out with friends to shopping malls?
I have a voice you know.
And its a matter of time before THIS goes to her.
Dont argue and try to keep your ego.
I have my ego too but why do i even have a blog?
I have my ego too but why do i still wanna tell you this?
Oh hoho, you think this isnt private?
What makes you think your stuffs you keep from us are private?
You dont wanna lose, thats what.
I cant believe i've seen my friend's mums being so grateful and kind full of hospitality.
YOU on the other hand have no trust at all.
Not even on your own son.
Okay this is getting WAAAAY emotional!
Lets talk about something else!
Well you see i have some matters to attend to.
Sleeping, dreaming, that sort of thing.
If you are looking for some reading, please find me at 9:00 a.m. tomorrow.
Well?
I'm tired!
That mother-to-son-trust talk took everything from me.
And my headache too!
Mmmmm, my eyes hurt.
Oh well, till tomorrow, farewell!
Oh, Selamat Hari Raye Haji kaum muslimin!

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The Beer of Holidays, Results and Anticipation

Welcome whomsoever that came here and read upon my blog,

To my blog.
All of my studies have prepared me for this moment.
May the Prophets and the One Himself witness this fell night.
I thank Thee for Thy strength and courage that Thy have implemented in me.
Thats enough.
Okay so i have very very good news.
Okay as you may know, the education system in Singapore, my country, is very subsequent.
We start like this:
Kindergarten:
Nursery
Kindergarten 1
Kindergarten 2
Primary School:
Primary 1
Primary 2
Primary 3
Primary 4
Primary 5
Primary 6

Secondary School:
Secondary 1
Secondary 2
Secondary 3
Secondary 4 (Express & Normal Technical Stops Secondary Education Here)
Secondary 5 (Normal Academic Stops Secondary Education Here)

So you see there are 3 modes of education.
Express, Normal Academics and Normal Technical.
Express is hard but its fast.
It takes four years.
Normal Academics is easier though you spend one more year.
It takes five years.
Normal Technical is easy though you spend your years in ITE after four years in Secondary School.
It takes alot of years.
Lol, so i am in express and to advance from Sec 1 to Sec 2 is tedious.
You need to pass academically AND morally.
Ya well morally is only a small percentage of how you advance.
Its how the teachers comment on you.
If allowed, the comments can vary where you go.
Like lets say you failed academically but then the teachers like your behavior in class.
They comment very good things, so you could still be promoted but the teachers will keep a close eye on you.
And then i had to wait for my results.
My overall results CANNOT fail!
So you know what it means when i say "Good news"!
It means i passed, dumbass.
So it's like my lowest grade in the result slip is a C, which means the rest were Bs and As!
It is great to see good results, as i failed maths 8 times in a row in my Primary 5 and 6 years.
So its surprising, i passed Secondary maths but failed Senior Primary maths.
Now i dont understand that, but what i remembered what they said the beginning of our secondary 1 life was that maths was easy here.
It's a giant leap down in difficulty from our primary school maths.
I dont understand why they make primary school maths so hard.
So you see i passed my Overall so i get anything i want!
A lot of you may think, i may want the latest high tech stuffs.
No actually, i want something as simple and normal as a game.
Now this is fun, i want either the Bloodrayne 2, or GTA Vice City.
I miss Vice City, i used to keep it, until my dad said it wasnt for me, i was young then.
Cause you know Vice City is for people who are much older.
Wasnt for my age.
Yea, one more thing, i actually called my step-father "dad".
I like calling him dad, he's more of a dad to me than the -other- dad.
Cause i dont even know how it feels to have the -other- dad with me right now.
I never felt him take care of me.
He's more of a vicious guy from what i've heard.
Cause when you dont know a person you discover him through what you hear about him.
And i heard many, many tales about his evil.
Anyway, the holidays are here, Deepavali has passed, so i'm sorry i didnt wish my hindu readers a "Happy Diwali" sooner.
So Happy belated Diwali!
Hope you had fun celebrating with your friends!
And family, too.
I certainly hoped you sweet as thosai 'sauce' Hindu readers had some family bonding!
Anyway, Christmas is coming, i'd better get ready to wish my christian readers too.
A lot of things have happened.
Like Hari Raya, Deepavali, and soon Christmas and Chinese New Year is coming too.
And, my dear readers, my birthday is in between all this celebration!
Anyway, if any of you are interested my birthday is on the 2nd of December.
So as i was saying, Happy Diwali to my Hindu readers ;D!
Oh yea!
How could i forget?
Happy Hari Raya Haji to all muslim readers ;D
By the way, i wont be sacrificed in any mosque okay!
My name is Ismail but i wasnt turned into a goat!
And yea, the holidays are here, and i heard my family is going to somewhere in malaysia!
I'm thinking its somewhere like KL, but we already went there.
So i'm really not sure.
So that's all for the updates, and oh, did i tell you?
Drama has already ended, all performances for this year is finished, and the only thing left is the anticipation for next year!
But sadly, the sec 3s will be stepping down june next year.
So we'll be left alone with the next year's sec 1 and next year's sec 3.
Which are really this year's sec 2.
So i had to go to 2 days of remedial classes.
Both were Maths.
Well, i went with my same group of Awesomes.
It so happens that we, the same group, has the same remedial classes.
Okay, that's actually all i have for you, but if you're looking for more, then you'll have to wait till my next update.
Tomorrow i have my religious class, as usual.
So yeah, wish me luck cause the last exams for primary 6 pupils in my religious education system.
Oh well.
Till then, farewell~!

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Persevere Seek Serve Night

Okay hi there!

I'm blogging from my home, my abode, in a very safe Living Room.
Okay so the last two days, i had to do the same performance i did on the Open House for P6.
The only difference was the performance was at Night.
The next very important difference was that it was the LAST performance for the year!
Okay so about this Pioneer Night.
This Night is to recognise any great accomplished people in our school and any hardworking cleaners.
So many of my friends won awards and was recognised by the school, with the help of Mr Chickenn.
Why Chicken?
Well the principal made this speech on the following week after our exams.
He explained 8 things.
5 types of people, and 3 types of them.
1)People who know what they know.
2)People who know what they don't know.
3)People who dont know what they know.
4)People who dont know what they dont know.
5)People who dont know what they dont know but choose to walk around as though they know everything.
That was all the five types of people.
So the types 1) and 2) are the same because if you know what you know, you will know what you dont know.
Don't get it?
Lemme ask you a question.
100- 80=?
20, right?
So you know you need 20 if you have 80 to make up 100, correct?
Exactly!
Lets say there are 3 topics of maths.
Percentage, Profit and loss and Linear Equations.
If you know only Linear Equations, you will know that you dont know what is Profit and loss and percentages.
I'm sure you get me!
So the three types of people are explained by these 5.
Types 1) 2) and 3) are Eagles.
Types 4) are Vultures.
Types 5) are Chickens.
So the principal emphasised on CHICKENNNNNN, so from then on i remember him not as Mr Nathan but Mr Chickenn.
So for the performances i had to wear make up, basic makeup like foundation and eyeshadow plus blusher.
So there were girls who were dying to make me up.
Okay sounds wrong i know.
So i arrived at school at around 4:30, and i left home at 3:30.
We had to gather at the Possibility Center at 4:45, so i left all the 15 minutes to having a snack and drink.
I drank milo as usual and ate twisties.
Mini twisties.
So i ate at the canteen with Thivya Viro and Rabia.
I actually went to the Possibility at 5:00.
And i remembered i went back down!
To eat.
So its like dinner was provided.
So we ate and went back up at around 6:00, where we started making up our faces.
So at around 6:30 i went to the girl's toilet to make up.
Oh fuck it with "Boys not allowed in Girl's toilet" SHUT UP!
They're not changing clothes.
They're putting on make up.
And so i had to put on makeup, dont you say its not appropriate for a guy to wear makeup.
You HAVE to put on make up for performances on the stage especially at night where they wont see your face at all.
So to make yourself visible you have to wear makeup.
Light makeup though.
So i was bored and played Drag me at the possibility center.
Last minute i found myself putting on lip gloss.
TRANSPARENT lip gloss.
So then i performed and EVERYONE looked at me!
I love this crowd compared to the P6 crowd which i didnt think was very professional.
Adults make great audiences.
And especially Dinie's mum.
I love her mum.
She's nice compared to most mums.
And then after we performed we had to wait backstage.
Not for long though.
After the award ceremony we all stood up to sing the school song.
Of course, as you know, the Drama sang the loudest of all unappreciative Performances.
So after that all the performances went out to the stage to come together.
We came together and sang and all, and we planned to run around the hall waving after it was done, so we did, and guessed who did?
Only three of us!
Me Ira and Dinie.
Prghhh.
So soon the Drama started out running down the stage screaming.
It felt patriotic.
Soon every audience and performance stood up and everyone was in a mess, so it was over but everyone was still dancing around so as nobody was sitting down on the chairs, the helpers started clearing the chairs and stacking them up.
So we met our senior's senior drama.
And i blllllllushed when both seniors said i was cute and said "i like you!" and thanked me for joining drama.
So it's like we went back to the possibility and waited there until everyone went home.
Oh we sang Mdm mita a birthday song though, it was her birthday that night.
So we left the school and Dinie's mum said she wanted to bring us to Mr Teh Tarik.
Now if there's any foreigners here, you probably will want to find out what this place through google singapore.
So i ate my favorite Fish and Chips and soon we left.
So we left from school at 10, got there at 10 25 and left at 11, and got back home at 11 30.
So there, my entire very attentioned seeked day.
Pioneer Night 2010

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Beggin! Beggin youuu!

Put your lovin hand out baybehhhh!

Hey guys.
So i promised to blog again in the next *4* hours, but it turns out it was like 5 or 6 possibly 7 hours.
HEHEHEE!
Like as if you guys question me!
You wouldn't talk if i said "Bitches keep silent!"
So why would i actually be scared of empty promises i make?
Not like as if anyone cares.
No really, this post was made at 10:30 last night, but i fell asleep and i forgot about this.
Anyway its like yesterday i was at madrasah, and the people there were like, as usual, kidding around.
One of them kicked my chair when i was at the toilet, and the things on the table (which is, really attached to the chair) dropped with the chair it was attached to.
See its those tables that have chairs attached to them.
Which suck, cause they're usually small and unprofessional looking.
And then the things fell and i was afraid i might fall too so i went and sit at the back.
If you have read my posts on my madrasah life, then you would know who's Irfan.
Its like funny cause he's the joker of the class, like really, he's the only one noisy if not me.
There was this one time he picked up this jelly inside a compartment (the jelly was to give a good smell when air circulates through the little holes in the compartment) and he threw it in the DUSTBIN.
So he was punished and asked why, which in return he replied.
Just read on.


(Translated Version)
Teacher: Irfan! Why did you throw the perfume in there?
Irfan: Not me not me!
Teacher: If not you who could it be?
Irfan: Ask Ismail! He's closest to the dustbin and the perfume!
Teacher: I'm gonna tell the principal if you dont tell me why you did that.
Irfan: Fine! I dont know suddenly my hands were like "Eh throw it throw it!"

HAHA, so its not exactly funny but its still humourous!
Oh how the fuck do you spell humorous.
Humourous humorous.
So its like he's a real asshole when it comes to jemaah' prayers.
Jemaah' prayers are prayers that Islam people pray together.
This can be done at anytime, except on Friday middletimes, where it is a must to do so either at a mosque or somewhere with at least 40 people present, including the leader.
It is not a must if you exclude Friday middletimes, but it adds to the good deeds that God will give you.
We shall speak of Islamic beliefs and religion another time, so back to the topic.
The way we pray is just to stand up, bend 90 degrees, then stand up hands to the side, then you really bow and obey, then sit up, bow and obey again, and the cycle goes on.
How long the cycle goes on depends on the time that you are praying.
Okay so another time then.
So at the part where we start to rise to the part where we stand up hands to the side what he does is to suddenly go into a boxing position and jump around at that point.
It was hilarious, honestly, i was trying to focus and when he did that i was like HAHAHAHA!
Which was embarrassing.
So then I was like keeping to myself all that cause if i laughed what do you think will the people think?
Anyway i ended the madrasah in a state of headache, and it hurt, so i went straight home after going to 7 eleven.
I bought a Dove chocolate, its thick and its nice so all my fashion followers (i'm sure i have some, really!) eat that shit!
I do more than highly recommend it.
So i relaxed at home, when i got back, i played the ps2 which just in case you forgot has been unlocked.
Then i was like WHOA so fun until it got pretty booooring.
So after that i went praying all the way till i slept.
This is for the weekend, and i have something to tell you about my performance too.
I'm blogging live from Dinie Abyan's home, if you dont know who she is then i'll give you her facebook, alright?
Okay so i'll introduce a little bit about the performance.
See its the Open House, where we all invite the P6 students to come to our school.
So far we have the P6s of 3 schools.
The Boon Lay Garden, the Pioneer Primary and Corporation.
The Corporation sucks, and its no wonder the Pioneer Primary people ALSO don't like the Corporation.
You know a typically irritating person who you KNOW everyone won't like him?
Yes, i guess this is the case.
So if i haven't told you yet, we had 3 performances coming for them.
One is the Guzheng, the Modern Dance and the Drama.
For the Guzheng they had the Yi Zu Wu Qu and Ju Hua Tai, the Ju Hua Tai by our favorite Jay Chou, and the Yi Zu Wu Qu by err, i don't know?
So it was nice listening to Ju Hua Tai again, it's been long!
Then we have the Modern Dance, where they had a dance based on Good versus Evil, which is all about drug abusing.
They have a group of black clothing people, and white clothing people.
The Black is evil, of course, and White is good.
The Black are supposed to act like they eat drugs and get high and all,
And the White is just there to bring them to good.
Okay i sound corny i know, but i dont know how you wanna rephrase it.
So the Black DONT wanna go, they arent willing to repent and they're willing to fight.
So they have a fight and of course Good triumphs and the Black Leader has to go with them and repent, and they lose.
Epic i know.
Then we have our Drama, which consists of 4 plays consisting of the First Day at School, Getting Lost on The First Day, Seniors helping Juniors, and Teacher Personality.
The first play is a poem, First Day at School by Roger McGough.
Don't worry, you can find it on Google.
The second play is literally explained by the name.
Mm yeah, so its in general information but still!
The third play is also explained by the name.
Yes, general again.
The last play is really really in truth explained by the name.
It depicts teacher's feelings at their students.
So im involved in the first and second play, if you happen to ask.
It was all easy!
I even forgot about remembering the script.
I focused all on the eyes of the audience, and i tell you it was BLEARGH!
Surprised?
Yes, i do think primary school kids dont make good audiences.
They make horrible audiences.
Probably because they are all retarded midgets.
Yea i know i came from there, everyone did, but the start of your secondary life attitude defines greatly between retarded disabled midgets and a very fine and nice secondary guy.
Minahmatrep wannabes, all of them!
Scums.
So that's all the performances we had planned for the kids, and its not just one performance it was THREE.
I was dead tired but we were told that we planned Jump In.
Okay this game is about improvisation and characterization.
Long words?
Well improvisation is not about improving, yea i guess so but its really about coming up with response.
Like lets say i arrange chairs in a very unorganized manner, and i tell you, this scene is a warehouse.
So i can do a lot of things in a warehouse, one of which is trying to transport stuffs.
So my character is a mover.
And suddenly someone jumps in and characterizes himself as a police officer.
So i have to really respond to whatever he does, and i can't really wait long to think for response.
Lets say he asks me "Why are you here?", so i'll probably reply "I'm here to bring an import back to somewhere" and this is improvisation!
Now characterization is about characterizing yourself as someone, and making it obvious you are what you want to be.
Easy explanation!
But i wonder if you understood the Improvisation part.
Oh well.
So i was excited and i jumped in on a scene in an aeroplane and a mental hospital.
Now if you know who i am and how i am everyday, then you probably know how i did at the mental hospital!
So after all that was done we were allowed to go home.
I didnt, i stayed for a while before i left for dinie's house.
Actually i had plans for myself and someone, this is personal though, but since that someone was busy and couldnt make it i just went off to dinie's house.
Straightaway when i got there (with Ira though) we went to Dinie's room.
So when i got there i laid on the bed and felt like sleeping until i realised i just HAD to bath.
And i bathed at her bathroom.
Because i didnt bring a towel of some kind, i had to dry myself.
After i was half dry i got ready and went back to her room, and if you know how it feels when you finish bathing and lie on a bed, you would know what i did.
I slept!
Okay not that long.
I was so tired i didnt get to sleep but i woke back up and all three of us went blog hopping and video watching and blogged.
Blogged, weeblyed and tumblred.
Yea all three of us have different blogs, where you are now is my blog and weebly is Ira's blog and Tumblr is Dinie's.
So then here i am after procrastination from Dinie's house, back here at my house and then back here at the Hall.
So when i didnt finish blogging we went omegling.
Omegle.com is a place where you can chat with random strangers.
We met with awesome people, people who were cool but not recognised, people who were left with, and people who are understanding and people who are JUST AWESOME.
So yeah i spoilt Dinie's webcam though.
HAHA!
But hey she fixed it back and i apologised!
We're a group of strong people, all three people and we don't just get depressed over things like this.
We joke and kid and get angry sad and all through feelings.
And we look down on Reps.

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She's got both hands!

In her pockeeeeet.

Hey guys!
So two weeks have passed and i promised to blog on the third week.
The first week was OKAY, then the second week was like WHAT THE FUCK!
Cause its like exams and i dont even know whats stress cause i never felt it.
And never will.
Cause i mantain my positiveness and some people are like saying you should be more 'serious'.
So its irritating cause its like telling me im too positive and i need to be a lil negative.
I hate it.
So then i was like happy cause the only thing happy about exams is the early go-home.
The bad side?
Nothing to do after that.
OMG SHUT UP dont tell me there's revision to do cause i dont take that as something to do.
What i mean is fun.
Any part of the word 'revision' sound fun to you?
That's stupid.
So its like everything was in pause.
The PS2 the Blog and worse the itouch.
I cant convince my mum to let me have the itouch.
I honestly cant do revision without songs.
SHUT UP im addicted to songs.
Likewise, you should be.
No matter what your religion says cause bad things were created from the birth of good things.
Same as porn derives from watching people have sex. (Fertility)
Same as rape derives from lust in sex. (Again, fertility)
Same as stealing derives from getting too much good things. (Pampered)
So there, i dont know how song derives from anything good cause its already good!
And then for the exams i had like not enough time to finish each paper!
Except for Mother tongue, i could even stretch and look around for 45 minutes before i did the paper, and still have time to stretch!
So for the maths paper 1, as usual we had an hour which wasnt enough.
And for paper 2 i didnt have enough time.
I missed out on some questions.
For geography it was just in time.
And then home ec was the same.
Just in time papers.
So then for English i think i had time for both papers.
It is nice to chill after exams.
We get to go to people's cribs and hang out again.
And stay back in the canteen doing Maths is Fun!
Pulang terang di malam hari, ohh indahnya!
Lol.
I did that to the Awesomes (stupid name given by Rushiqah) and they were like "I heard that somewhere!"
Then they were like its Sensasi Mentor!
Hah, the idols dont know we making fun of them at home and at school.
So we also did a song.
In which the lyrics dont match.
I still remember a few lines.

Maths is fuuuuun
Maths is goooooooood
Geography is beeeeeest
Science's excellent

Come on lets go

Dont you want mah booobs?
Dont you want mah lil round lil square lil big boobs??
Dont you want mah aaaaass

And so on and so forth.
So its like funny cause you're talking about maths and you suddenly break into sex appeal and stuff.
So during the exam we went to the club.
You must be thinking its an immature nickname given to a place where kids who wanna partygo to.
But no, its really a club.
Like when you go there you see people like from all other places.
Its like a gathering for chilling people.
There's even a bar some air conditioning and some books.
There are people dancing doing tiger shows just outside the club.
Its the Frontier Library.
So whenever we need to chill and at the same time do revision we go to the club.
We call it club not because its a codename but because its really like that.
Not that we dont want people to know where we're going or anything.
At the club we see people like Britney Spears, Slumdog Millionare, Raven Symone, blablabla.
Yeah sure we do, its the people who say hi to us.
See when you get to the club you walk through all four levels and i guarentee you'll see people you know.
If not 9 but 8.
Not 8 but 7.
Not 7 but 6.
Or even 1.
So if you wanna go there, just go there on weekdays and i'll see you well rewarded for listening to my blog.
Say hi to me and tell me if you read my blog,
Guarenteed you will be recognized!
So i'll blog again later, say in 4 hours at most, cause i'll be leaving for my religious class, and from there i'll blog more okay?
So there, have fun reading and i hope you enjoyed my blog!
I'm gonna give it a new.... Blogskin!
And probably a new mixpod... mmmm!

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