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Hello.

This post is meant for 2/5/11 actually but i didnt blog for so long and i found this piece!
Today i'm going to blog on my religious class yesterday first.
Then i'll update all of you on the "CNY 3-in-1 celebration".
CNY = Chinese New Year.
I'll also blog on what goes into making a blog post, which I FORGOT!
Well, sorry.
So anyway, yesterday everything went well.
Except for the fact that my mum went to Johor for some cash payment bullshit she had to settle.
I dont know what it is, don't really care, don't wanna know, bye bye.
She wasnt at home so the 'atmosphere' wasn't there.
What kind of atmosphere, huh?
Whenever she's home she reminds that there's religious class at 1.15 and i need to get ready.
Well, she wasnt home so i kinda forgot about it until i realised i was late.
Not that i forgot, but that i forgot i had to be punctual or something.
I didn't entirely forget the class.
It's always the reason Saturday is so moody.
So anyways, i got there at 1.30, and class hadn't started yet (thank god).
So I took a seat and the teacher didnt realise i was late cause she was busy talking and laughing it off with one of the students.
Irfan.
AGAIN.
Well last week he had a reason to go off early because his aunt was in the hospital.
THIS WEEK, he had to go off because his grandmother is still unconscious.
Or is it unconscious?
Conscience.
Conscious.
Concsious.
I DONT CARE AS LONG AS YOU UNDERSTAND!
You know, the longer i look at a word that's logically spelt correctly, the more it looks like its misspelled.
Or is it misspelt?
Misspeled?
Mispelled.
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
So the teacher planned to do the lesson without using the slideshows.
And i was like protesting you know i was like "NO NO SLIDESHOWS NO NO"!
And she was like "We will use the slideshows alternately! We already used them last week we-"
And she gave up.
So she asked you guys wanna use the slideshows?
She's not that kind of teacher who thinks her methods are always correct.
The kind that will always think that her method is always the best.
She's a model example of a teacher, as a student i feel that you really should ask the students how you're gonna conduct the lesson.
Yes, you will still teach but with an advantage - the students actually LIKE how you teach.
You're not always right that using the whiteboard gain the attention of students.
So she downloaded a quick save on "History of Muhammad at Taif".
It's history of islam, like i told you guys on the last post on my religious class.
Its just one blog post away.
Recent readers can read it anytime.
So Irfan told the teacher his mum sent him a message.
And then he said he had to go home quick so the teacher, being what she is, said she would go to the office during prayers to call the mum to make sure.
You really can't trust him so much.
If you do you'll just end up losing it.
And the other time he went home because of the same reason.
Geez, anyway this post was meant for february, so that my archive wont just say 1 post in february.
Is there only one post?
I dont know.
Neither do i care!
LOL.
Okay so i dont know what to write now cause i have long forgotten that day.
It was really that long ago!
Swear.
There, that should put something in february..

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Happy Chinese New Year!

Hello freakazoids.

Happy Chinese New Year freaks!
Haha, so i was hoping i could get to the point with you guys.
So to the chinese, today's your day, get em red packets, rape the insides, give me the insides keep the packet and go have some FUN!
Haha, so you see the chinese are like going to em grandpa ma houses with sharkfin birdnest chrysanthemum tea expensive coffee tea tonics and stuffs like that.
And they dont expect anything in return.
Well, they dont, but their young children do!
Cheeky children always wanting money.
So red packets are given out, and you know you get a hella lot of money when your grandpa calls you for a private talk!
Haha, dont worry, we muslims get those too so we understand somehow.
Yea though we muslims dont receive expensive gifts.
Just a nice prayer for everyone, some green packets, a nice hearty greeting and forgiveness and off we go.
So, to the chinese, sorry for the above mentioned comments, but other than that HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAAAAR!
Okay, so CNY aside, my blog is 3 years old!
Oddly, i left that out on the New year post.
Or did i?
I dont remember ever doing that.
Okay so my blog is now 3 years old and 2 months and counting.
AND COUNTING!
Okay so anyway, my blog has been with me through 3 years of ass kicking and getting my ass kicked too on the way, it has also been a cushion of hope to fall back on, cause somehow my blog is.. alive?
I dont know.
I thank my blog for all of my life, for being with me, through me, for me.
Also thanks to the readers who listen, and thanks to the hate comments as well, cause without hate comments my blog would be BOO-RING.
I kinda think that the one who stood up for me was Ira.
Wait no.
I dont know, but thanks to those who stood up for me as well, i was hoping you wouldnt so that i could annoy the fuck out of the one who wanted to do the same to me!
Lol.
No hard feelings, i really feel good about it.
So anyways, my blog has changed over the years, here it is with lady gaga's black and yellow (or referred by me as yellow jacket the black and yellow wasp) fame and vanity.
Fashion and Vanity go together like twin sisters.
HAHA, dont ask why i think like that.
So, continuing, this post will tell all of you about friends (on my perception), the society, what goes into making a blog post, and, well, i already said that but this post also was to wish my blog a 3 year old.
Also in this post will be my studies!
I did tell you guys i made it to Secondary 2 express, right?
For you recent readers, its somewhere in the End of year 2010 to beginning of year 2011.
Search for it in the blog archive.
It gets easy there.
So, i'll start with the topic friends.
Friends, what are they?
Yes, people who help you at the time of need...
Okay this is starting to feel corny!
Okay so anyway, don't friends help you?
It is natural for friends to greet you with insults, call you names, laugh it off, unlike those lesbian childish friendships where one of them would say shut up the other would cry and the one who said shut up would go to her and say im sorry i didnt mean it and the other party would say dont do that again and the end.
THAT IS SO LESBIAN.
When i say shut up to a friend, me and her would usually laugh.
My friend would then say okay fine and still laugh it off.
So there are fake friends, here and there, who leave.
Sometimes fake friends leave you when real friends find you to stay with you.
And the fake friends?
Become real to someone else.
So they're not really fake.
I have to agree, they are one nation bitches.
But they're fake towards you.
And the quote "Let go for the happiness of both" doesnt just apply to relationships, it also applies to friends.
Sometimes you gotta let go of them to be real with someone else who deserves them.
I mean, we don't deserve everything right?
There are things we deserve, things we don't.
The things we don't, we shouldn't take by force.
So when you have friends who turn on you, don't worry.
God has a part to play in this.
Fate has, too.
Not everyone will leave you,
And when they leave you, someone else WILL come by and replace them.
Trust me.
Because the things in life come exchanged.
YES i do make friends with the opposite sex most of the times.
That dont mean i'm gay!
Remember the quote "a girl and a guy can be bestfriends, but they will fall for each other once, might be temporary, might be forever, might be short, but they will fall for each other"?
Well, that happens.
Once i fell for this girl called Dinie, yes, its the same dinie you hear from the last post.
Well it was a crush and lasted a while.
After it was gone we became bestfriends without falling!
Yes, sometimes it helps to confess.
When you do, you would feel secure once its over.
Cause like the quote says, it might happen temporarily.
Once its happened, it wont happen again.
So i feel so safe.
I actually allow my feelings to get to me.
So that i can have the secure feeling.
So it proves, i'm not gay.
Which brings us to the next topic, the society!
The society nowadays take alotta things to be weird :/
I mean, gaga can't just come over here to Singapore in a meat dress without getting stared at.
Not just stared though.
Some might just eat the meat.
*shivers*
That might be weird, but people do it.
I dont know what meat it was, but i was hoping i could find out.
I dont bother to look it up, if its there its there.
I'd rather have friends tell me.
This gives you a clue on how to help me out.
Okay so you see, the society nowadays gets ugly.
People would no longer care who's doing what.
And only those who find it useful will do it.
Nobody will look at someone who's doing construction and suddenly falls down into a deep pool of quicksand.
No one will help, seeing as if they were pulled together in, both dies.
Some just walk away.
Some might just not even think about it and just sit there.
They'll be like, who cares if he dies?
His relatives in his country will weep, move on, thats it.
Whats there to help?
For me, i'm not that strong.
I'm weak.
I'll probably call the ambulance, police, and firefighters.
I dont know who to call so i'll just call 911 999 and 995.
I dont know why they're all 99, dont know how the number got created, dont know how they pick it up, dont care.
So then he'll be saved alright, but the world will be there just for one darned man drowing in a pool he was born in.
Precisely my point, why should the world stop whatever they're doing just to save one man?
I swear a beggar would rather be left begging than have the whole world donate him 5 cents.
Too much money to be put in that shit bowl.
The public is getting more ignorant by the day,
And guys who make friends with girls most of the time are considered gay.
Which they're not!
If they're gay they would be with boys.
I mean gays don't like girls, they like boys.
So why girls?
So don't point fingers.
Look who's gay.
So anyway, okay you may stop pointing fingers now.
So as i was saying, the society is unpredictable, but this is what they are, so we appreciate them.
I mean like fashion trends, they change everytime, and we have to follow if we wanna fashionise.
Dont know whats fashionise, dont care, dont know where i got it from, i dont know.
Okay, the post should be ending right about now.
I thank all of you for reading this,
To the chinese once again Happy Chinese New Year, food's in your kitchen, money's with your elders, Have fun.
Happy three year old, Blogger :)

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Vavavavavavanity, Vavanityyyyy!



You are, who you wear its true.
Hello guys!
Welcome.
So i was planning on writing about last week.
Last week of January.
Cause you see i wasnt able to publish on the day itself, I mean i already tried posting exactly on a saturday but it just dont fit no more!
Its like as if yes, i am posting 4 times a month, sometimes i miss some but when i miss some it goes into the post of the next month.
So its like yes i am posting 4 times a month, though its not exactly all one per week.
Okay, so last week, i will start with religious class.
It went normal, though class ended early.
Irfan went home too fast though.
I dont know if he was lying, but he said his aunt was in the hospital.
Pretty good lie if you ask me, but maybe it was true.
I mean the teacher could see he was quiet the WHOLE day,
We all thought he didnt breathe a word.
Anyway before you think i'm gay or whatever, Irfan is like a "part of the team" kind of guy.
Not like those blood brothers, that IS gay.
I'm not really sure what conspired at the hospital, hope his aunt is safe lol.
Okay, so mostly religious class went normal.
Except Farhan wasnt there.
Every week its like alternate people get absent.
I dont know when it'll be MY turn though!
:D So i was hoping i could also be absent.
But what could be the reason?
Anyway, we went through history.
And Arab.
History of Islam, not the History of the Bitchy Tang Dynasty.
Where women were so white you wouldnt be able to differentiate them from a ghost if they didnt wear those long robes.
And possibly the short almost-could-see-the-beginning-of-your-vagina red suits!
Before you think i'm racist, look for some history.
History of Hitler the Killer of Jews.
Or possibly the Hero of the World for killing jews paedophiles homosexuals gays lesbians and freaks.
LOL.
I just learnt that in History class in public school.
Okay maybe not cause i was reading a book on The Wave which tells of a story of a History Teacher who begins a discipline experiment transforming everyone in the school to be members of The Wave.
It got ugly.
People who gave resistance to The Wave were rumoured to be beatened up.
Or is it rumored?
Oh dont give me that spelling bullshit.
I got like, what, A+ for my english?
Or is it an A-?
Oh whatever.
Okay so after History religious class was over we all went for the afternoon prayers.
Which, of course, took place in the classroom.
Strangely though, Irfan wasnt even close to breaking the prayers into heaps of laughter.
He was quiet.
Bahaha, he was better off that way.
I mean one time he rose for the next round of prayers in a fighting position.
Also one time he pulled down the pants of the Imaam.
And so you could imagine what conspired during usual prayers.
After prayers we re arranged the seating back to normal, and lesson for History continued.
Oh yeah, the teacher used presentation slides for the lessons, which turned the Andalus classroom pitch dark.
But it was fun cause no one can see you sleeping in the dark!
Not like the teacher had a torchlight and would shine it at me to wake me up!
So i fell asleep and woke up only to realise the lights were switched on and lesson was almost ending.
Whoa oh ho!
Guessed that was some shuteye.
And for the record, I CAN sleep in class.
The teacher didnt even wink at me.
She probably didnt know i was alive lol.
So you see, that's how my Andalus class ends for last week.
And oh, next post coming, i'll be talking about friends and society.
And also coming, the topic What goes into a weekly blog post will be in next post.
Oh fuck yeah it'll be long.
Nahh, fuck no, probably the same size as any everyday post.
I'll also be wishing my blog a happy 3 years old birthday!
So, tune in and dont forget to volume up.
Listening to lady gaga while reading my blog is nice.
It fits cause my world and life revolves around Gaga!
Oh yeah.
I also would like to thank my mum for letting me buy a new green bag and new northstar size 6 school shoes!
YES we went shopping at Jurong Point (You foreigners MUST come over) and boought those stuffs.
The bag was 39.90 (or was it 59.90?), shoes was 30.90 (why are they all 90 cents extra? talk about desperate cash) so together they're about $80 singaporean dollars.
or 160 malaysian ringgit.
Ouch.
Okay malaysians, singaporeans, Foreigners and Ira (winkwink), Have a nice day!
Oh one more thing.
Remember i told you guys about the group i have with my friends?
Okay i called it Color Gruppe but we're labelled the Clique.
YES WE'RE A REAL CLIQUE IT FEELS FUCKING AWESOME.
Well i actually saved up 15.00 to buy a new green earpiece to match my bag cause my green earpiece my sister gave me (story of it in my birthday post, there's 2 of them so read both to know the story!) was a little bit cranky cause certain twisting in the wires causes the earpiece to be silent.
Yeah that kind of thing.
To think about it, its still working and why not get something with friends right?
Yes so i didnt buy the earpiece (afterall that thing was a birthday present! :'( ) but i bought some stuffs that totally matches the Clique.
Same watch brand with different colors of our own, same water bottles (mine didnt match, it was bigger and costed more) with different colors of our own, and coming soon, We'll each have our own "Camera wallet" with our own colors.
Well i'm not too sure if they're still there but well for reasons of Clique i guess its worth a try,
I wont tell you guys the prices, it's private!
I also wont tell you where i bought it for the same reasons.
I'm asking Dinie to buy it for me cause she knows where it is and so i was hoping i would give her the money, she'll do the spending.
I trust her, yes, whats the use of a clique of bestfriends if you dont even know if you could trust each other!
Okay, so i guess i'll end here after trying to end twice just now, so hope it was fun to read as it was fun to blog!
Sincerely yours, Ismail!

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