A Thank Youhh for Ama Liza aka Lizzy

Wow !

Thank youhh lizzy !

OMG , i wanna thank youhh soo much !

I waited a long time before someone actually said i hate youhh !

Gawwdd , Youhh an idol !

Thanx yeah !

Loves ,

Bitchy Ash - Eredar

Get some food ! LOOONG post guarenteed ! :D

Okayy so hie .

Todayy as usual ( actually not ) I was checking Kaq Dina and Kaq Nina's blog .

So i was bored dat tyme , as pretty usual ( candid ) .

So i was a bit encouraged to blog , like lmfao .

So i blogged .

And i created this " Mdm Mangkok " 

Cuz it reminds me of someone funny .

Like lmfao ! Rotffl .

Like , hell yah , she's so damn funny .

Just like always i was giggling to myself , .

And then i found a comment by Wannswayy ( not his real name )

And it was so unrealistic .

I mean , guess wat ?

He asked whether i was finding faults with him .

He told me he would make me cry .

So so unrealistic . ( say this quickly , monotonous . )

Omg Im gonna cry !

How many tears ? 

A fucking river god damn it !

Ohh no !

Why ?

Youhh even laugh at urself when youhh get hurt ! 

So ?

Its funny if youhh really DID cried .

How do youhh know if my tears was fake ?

Fake as plastic between diamond . 

Ohh youhh so smart ! 

So ?

Marry me !

Too bad , ure attached .

To wat ?

My bottom .

Ohh .

Kay stop lahh . 

So youhh know , i rarely DO cry ( Change topic btw )

Unless youhh know the other day me and the 6/1 6/2 gurls were crying ,

But dat is another story .

I was even sad ! 

When Dina actually said " ahh , okay . " 

When i asked forgiveness from her .

Wow dat easy .

Not as pie though . 

Or ABC or 123 or fuck with me and youhh get an STD .

So we see , he might be thinking i was really interested .

But nahh , big deal .

He would lose anyway .

So todayy it was really funny .

I was travelling with Kaq Aisyah , 

And then we found ourselves buying books 

And how funny is dat ?

Well not odinary books but school books .

Not odinary school books but Religious school books .

Not odinary Religious books but Andalus Religious Books .

Okayy now we know it !

So after dat we boarded a bus , went home but halfway through my sis says she goin down .

So there we have it .

Hmm dat aint rite .

Ohh yeah i cant blieve this .

I mean , Razwan is like so desperate .

Thinks im going to pick up a fight for every single word i say .

Now dats pretty lame - o .

Yeah i aint wanna post so short so imma talk about these lamers .

So its like omg youhh round rotting bastard running around like a whore !

Hmm dat dosnt sound right . 

Didnt came as bitchy as i tot it would :D 

Well , he did seem round anyway .

Nahh he dosnt .

But LMAO ! 

I cant imagine him being , well , tall and muscular .

Except for the cute relationship he had witt afiqah mistress .

So who cares he's pretty funny , and how i say cute ??

LMAO ! 

And guess wat ?

I wuz about to write " He's my enemy so why am i sayin these shit ? "

But i stopped , and i reminded myself of Diina First Mistress .

I mean , okayy pardon mistress !

She might read tis shit . 

So i wuz sayin , She wuz pretty , how tuh say , lame , as in . . . .

Okayy , remember dat damn time we were fightin witt this gal called Aini ?

Dat wuz funny huh !

So she was bein a bitch , screamin likka bitch who got a dick in her cunt , like . . . 

" Ehy ! Muke Haiqal ( like tis , like dat , . . . . -.- lame -.- ) "

So i wuz sooo fascinated . 

How lame and wat an easy opponent to find faults with .

And Cant blive it !

Diina Mistress wuz like a bit lame and sayin shit like . . .

" I dun want youhh to tok bad about my enemy " 

I wuz almost like 

" WOW ! Is this like some mexican joke ? An epic story between " good and evil " ?? "

" Where they have Mannoroth and his arch enemy Cenarius battling ! "

Wow . 

Dats a bit fucked up . 

So My young First Mistress thinks all to herself lols .

The enemy belongs to all !

How can she say dat ?

Lols .

And so , its like Mistress wuz so arrogant . 

Or . . . 

Is there a budding romance between Haiqal the Ancient and Diina Mistress of Discipline ? 

Ohh well forget it . 

He's attached to Razlynn Young Lady anywayy .

Ohh well made my fuckin point .

Hmm . . . . .

Is there something amiss with the Dark Lady ? 

I mean , she aint acting right . . .

Like there's somthing amiss .

Ohh btw . . . . . .

The Dark Lady is Nurul Isnina ,

The Three Nathrezim is Nurul Isnina , Izzah Sorfina and Seri Syarianie 

The Royal Lord is Muhd Haiqal ,

The Young Lady is Razlynn ,

The Mistress of Discipline is Iffahdina ,

The Mistress of Torment is Nurul Atiqah ,

The Vile Temptress is Siti Aishah , ( DONT EVER SEARCH THE DICTIONARY ON TEMPTR . !)

The Madame of Peace is Seri Syarianie ,

The Queen of Suffering is Izzah Sorfina ,

The Holy Maiden is Nur Shahira , 

. . . .

And . . . . . .. 

Dats all for todayy ! 

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Interview with some of our various Comedians .

Well , there it is . 

Ohh sorry i was just saying hie .

I feel so enthralled today !

Im bolstered !

This ... is the last irritating post containing Azshara's name .

And the rare bitch's name .

No more her means my will is my own !

Dont youhh like freedom homie ??

So here's the beginning , fool . 

Im just as happy as a bird ! 

Purposely i said bird to make youhh think dirty .

So wash it clean , dutchy mexican . 

And todayy i said to Aishah ,

The Eredar is sick of these games , 

youhh will be mine !

Not sure if dat purple blue bitch knows wat i meant .

When i say youhh will be mine means youhh are gone !

Hhahs , didnt seem right enough . 

Damn youhh we cant have youhh running around breakin bitch's toes !

Its so obvious she's pretending to be a sis .

She just wants people to think she's older than them , 

Not for love for siblings . 

Well , there is no cure for me for what ive become ,

So i'll just enjoy myself being this way ;) tsk ;)

And yeah , honestly , this is wat Kaq thiah says :

Kaq Thiah : Well , she looks like she malas nk layan .

Me : Youhh raite , but hw do youhh explain this ??

Kaq Thiah : She first says hey adek buat perh ??

Me : And hw does dat link ? 

Kaq Thiah : Then nnti dher mls nk layan .

Me : Ohh guess wat dat happens to me somtimes . Glad we interviewed youhh . THX !

So applause later we have a fight going on . 

Its between me and A second Comedian .

Here Goes :

Me : ... Ohh stop sending dat damn virus !

Ama Liza : *keeps her mouth shut*

( Virus comes again )

Me : Damn youhh youhh dare test my patience ??

Ama Liza : Wott ? ( dont ask me wat it means  )

Me : Look , i dont have time for this nonsense .

Ama Liza : Im not ur fren dats the way youhh have been treating me

Me : Dat isnt treatment , woman !

Ama Liza : Then wat is it ?

Me : Im not ur fren dats wat it is 

Ama Liza : Okay so we not frens now 

Me : Look if youhh gt nthg to say then leave !

Ama Liza : I already did .. before youhh sent me dat thing .

Me : Wat tyng ??

( Long bitchy silence )

Me : If youhh have nothing to say then leave ! DONT WASTE MY TYME !!!

So dats wat it happens ! 

Hmm I should keep some of my conversation . 

They are after all bitchy .

So there we have it for todayy . 

Thank youhh for visiting ! ~~

B-A-D C-H-I-C Lookin so sexy ...

Ohh yeah hie . Okayyy so we have this mother fuckin thing rolling so .. yeah . Okayy i make no sense . So here goes . Today there was this Wedding , celebrating Nek Seer ' s ( damn ! fuck youhh its pronounced as Si - err ) daughter ' s wedding . So there were this tables , and then a buffeyyt . So there were : 

Cik Jannah , 

Wak Nani , 

Kaq Fizah ( AHH !! ) , 

Kaq Fizah tunang ( pemalu ) , 

and then 

Cik P-E , his daughters 

and 

his elder daughteeeer 's tunang . 

Lots but not yet counted everyone there . Then Kepak sini kepak sane , then aft the kepak bing2s , the couple like , duhh went for pics and then on the youhh know those seats on the altar like a pedestal which had a few steps to reach the ..... PELAMIN !! Pelamin , yeah , 

pelamin . Huh sorray  . So i gave my hp to kaq Aisyah who then gave it to Kaq Fizah who then took pictures of thay couple . Huhu pretty ayy ! I wonder if i was the one sitting on half of the pelamin and another woman on the other half ..... nopes ! No dreaming . An irritating and lame person like me ( :P ) wont get to get married or even have actual relationship ( s ) . Okayy we move on . So i went to sit next to my PSP - crazed nephew and niece to see wtf they were doin . Ohh no hell no they were playing their own Psp ( s ) . My nephew was playing WWE while my niece was playing the Ghostbusters game . So there we have it . I 3/4 finished my food , which was Briyani rice topped witt both daging , ayam and fish nuggets witt tomato sauce . I forgot to eat for 2 full days , i was over stressed . ALL BCOS OF DAT BITCHH !!! Damn her my pain . Honestly im not as happy - go - lucky - fairy as youhh thought so long ago . Now i feel 

corrupted ! Anguish ! Anger ! Pain ! And some tears . Didnt know a god forsaken damned woman like Kaq Aishah could leave me this way and especially mean so much ! Okayy i'll xplain later . Okayy so after dat i found Kaq Nina Beloved ' s hideout . Know the playground below housed in a void deck ?? Where there were Kaq Wana kaq Ser Kaq Ina and BR ?? Yeah dats the area . So i took the bus stop nearest to dat void deck and took 241 . Tuhh JP then back home . Witt Kaq Aisyah ! So the tyme lyne goes back to now , my blog post . 

Okayy , about Kaq Aishah . Wat i have to say ?? She's such a bitch . I used to be so Obsessed witt her . Then this obsession turned to hatred . Well , she was being too nice and forgiving ! Always leaving me in the lurch ! I mean , hw the fuck did she got to this ??? Always siding witt others , all her lies , her poisonous words , her fake " love " for her little brothers and sisters and whoever the fuck she betrayed ! BETRAYER ! BACKSTABBER ! Youhh whore ! I will be damned before i side with her again ! I feel relieved , at least i got a medicine for dat sickness last week . I dont want to cough blood and risk myself again . Okayy , my post ends here . Till then , Farewell !

Who can where the road goes ?

Where the day flows ....

~.....:: Only time :: .....~

Another dayy ? As if .

Ohh care , so im writin tis post . Its almost 11 : 00 pm .. Still wide awake ! And so there was me here , who yesterday watched Twilight New Moon witt my crush ( who came first after i did ) , kaq Aishah and our bestest friend and agent to the Eredar . Ohh care i need to tell youhh about this god awful god damned kaq aishah . She's a betrayer , an affront to everytyng the Eredar stand for . Okayy , new contact card .

SITI AISHAH BTE ZURAIMI

Description :  A Bitch to the Eredar , she has

been known to traitorously sides with others 

to overcome the Eredar . She is no longer 

considered an Eredar Mistress due to her 

exile pass .

Ranking :  Exiled Mistress

So we carry on ;) tsk ;) Okayy . Ohh i forgot to tell youhh about the Eredar ! I cant tell youhh about it , merely describe it as a group of survivors , but i may tell youhh its members .

MUHD ISMAIL BIN MOHD GHAZALI

Description : Known to have formed the 

Eredar with unwilling members , he has been 

known to hate backstabbers , and is particularly

able to detect any form of backstabbing , a true 

master of the Eredar .

Ranking : Master of Hierarchy 

FATIN NASIR

Description :  A worthy woman of no bounded 

knowledge , she has been known to escape 

places with secrets to be told . Known to every 

rumor and every secret , she now has enough 

knowledge to exact her point of vengeance ,

if only her loose ground does give her no pause .

Ranking : Mistress of Terror

NUR AMA LIZA 

Description : A strong woman with an even 

stronger hold in her ground , she has been 

known to be rarely , or perhaps never , 

defenseless . Extremely promising and rash .

Also known to be nice sometimes .

Ranking : Mistress of Pain

So there lemme continue . So we went to watch Twilight , soon after buying the tickets . So we got into our seats , with me falling asleep and half oblivious to the advertisements on screen . So Fatin woke me up , and then i was like " what ? " . So i woke up and asked her whether she tried to touch me . She said no and then ohh i was like " dont lie .... freaky ass " . So the movie started and there was a hot girl with part of her cleavage open to be seen . And also a hottie in the movie called Edward Cullen was there too . Soon it got epic . Werewolves fighting vampires , and also the vampire family was full of hot guys and especially women . WoOtWoOt ! SEXY ASS bitches . So we went to McDonalds i didnt eat a thing except for ama liza's leftover lettuce with mayo . and finished up the leftover drink . Youhh see , im more adept at eating leftovers rather than eating a whole food . So there we have it , we split ways i went home and they went to Chamelon or smthg . Ohh yeah , i boarded the wrong bus . 198 . im supposed to take 240 but took the wrong line . Huhuu . Okayy so smthg happened . And there we have it , the end of Friday . ;) tsk ;) nice !

A message for youhh Outlanders ;) tsk ;)

I hate resorting to violence .
People who hate me may die .
I also hate Backstabbers and betrayers alike . Ephemera should die .
People who want to be nice and forgiving will be HATED !
Understanding me is the only gateway to your heaven , so please dont judge me
I will place vengeance upon those who JUDGE ME like i am fuckin damn stupid
Youhh have been warned !
So , interested in me ?

Uhhhh HaHaHark

Hahahark . Hiie ppl . Today , 

i mean , this week , 

i had a terrible but NICEEE mood . 

And as always , bitchy ! 

I love myself . 

Im playin bitch witt ppl who play bitch at me !

Aint dat cool ? Like wtf ??

Yo enufffo dat back to the beat . 

So there's me , and this person who asked me for forgiveness - without reason .

Well there is a reason actually . Nahh its not strong enough anywayy .

SOoo , i thought it might be ciiut if i said 

BITCH LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ! 

THERE AINT NO FORGIVENESS !!!

But instead it came out as :

Could i say no ??

And hey hey hey im wats happennen .

I change topic . She really vex me like as if she sex me . Eeeurghh .

Disgusting . Im havin sex witt a centuries old beauty queen ! 

Yeah she's pretty cuz she herself is the Queen Lady Azshara herself . 

Like if youhh havnt notice ive been saying ??

BOOGAGABOOGA ! 

Which litterally means , bitch , : Q-U-E-E-N A-Z-S-H-A-R-A

I wonder why i keep saying her name .

Well to be honest as a human rather than wat ive BECOME ...

She is Aishah , the descendant of Zuraimi !

URRK ! Yeah .

We've established dat now .

So pop dat pop dat jiggle dat fat , 

dont stop gettin it till ur clothes get wet .

Get it ??

Fyne then !

Cn youhh be a sweetie and pass this msg ??

Ohh before youhh answer or say anytyng , THANK YOUHH !

If youhh do this i owe youhh a favor ,

So post it on my tag board to tell me youhh did it .

Okayy the msg : 

To Mistress Azshara aka Aishah Zuraimi ,

Youhh have crossed ur fucken line , hellin bitch .

Youhh changed me into this and youhh shall change me back !

Hell youhh bitch outta ur mind youhh betrayed and backstabbed everyone !

Me , 

Kaq Diina , 

Kaq Nina ,

And everyone !

Bitch ! I hate youhh ! May yo ass fuck youhh youhh bitch !

Remove me of this torment !

Just fuckk off !

I dont want youhh !

Just .... dont make me remember youhh .

Cuz its my problem i hate youhh ,

and its ur fault for all dat happened . 

We must trust tyme to reveal all things .

Now fuck off .

Kay-kay 

thank youhh !