Her and not MY Her .

Hie guys !

Mhmmm , im happy today as ever .

Guess wtf happened to me ?

Unfortunately nothing !

Well , todayy i was just going to madrasah ,

And well , i started doing e nobody dance as usual ,

Well , everytyng seems usual .

Wait !

Ohh my lawwd , how could i forget her ?

I'll always remember her .

At least i would uphold e promise unlike SOME ppl i could name .

LOVE to tell ya'll who she is , butt i feel a lil bit fADED !

Anw she dosnt want herself to be a topic in my blog .

So the one with Rai***** really did drank trouble .

Hmms , seemed like 2 things i'll never forget .

Numbuh one , drums go bom bom bom ,

This beat here will make ya hum hum chump

If youhh a fat one put ur clothes back on

Before youhh start putting potholes in my lawn ,

Ohh my gawwd show em my lawwd ,

Im under attack like my name is saddam .

Twoootwoot ! 

Who touched my car alarm ?

Break in mah car youhh will hear Viper Arm

Ive beena  superstar since Daddy king was raw 

And now im back on stage comon gimme some applause . .

Nice rap huh ?

Of course !

Missy Elliot !

Whooh !

Imma hardcore fan .

Anw , about her , She's really cute .

Adorable .

Nice .

Caring .

Fluffy .

But not tiny totally tall .

Hehh , she's cute !

Of course , Raja perhh !

Mesti uhh .

For me , its just to myself .

There's no Ghazali .

We're literally a hopeless family if youhh excuse me ;D

Ohh yeahh , I forgot to say ILY to her .

And e Muuackz .

Anw , Just now met Azshara .

She caught this stupid asshole who was finding trouble .

I actually didnt wanna do this ,

But she asked me to " teach him " .

So i did .

And since i was bored a lil fun wont hurt !

At least not me .

I said ,

" This one , is mine ! "

Of course i cant say anytyng straight wittout laughing

But i laughed too hard and so ,

Huuack ! 

Peeeeeong .

Paikiaq .

So one tight slapp , to a random kid who threw a ball into someones house ,

And actually asked Azshara to do it for hym .

Damnn . 

Lucky its her nt MY Her .

Yeahh i said dat to hym too .

So i left him to azshara , and then she just kept hym till l8 @ nite .

Ohhkayy i gt nthg else to say soo ,

Buhbyeeeeeeee ! ~

Dinie Abyan - Truest Words Vol . 1

“a person online can change a person’s decision to offline.”

XTRA XTRA ! VICTOR SCRATCHES BUTT IN CLASS !

Hie there !
Yeahhh nice dayy i had todayy .
Nana was behaving real weird .
And guess wat ?
23 ?
No fuck dat .
Nt dat one , ohh please .
I seriously meant dat one .
No no no no , 23 witt mahh heart !
Lols .
Ehy guess wat ?
I gt a goooood topic todayy .
Todayy , during class ,
It was fun as usual though , buuuuut ,
Well , i'll let youhh read wat happened .
Here goes :
* Teacher walks in *
* Rabia ' Chairperson ' Says " Class pls Stand " *
* I stand after Victor *
* Find where Victor's finger is , and wat its doing , eww *
Me : OMG ! Victor !
Victor : * screams * WAAAT ? !
Me : Youhh just sratched ur butt !
Victor : Waat ? * abit paisehh kia cuz i shouted it loud , evn e tcher was dsgusted *
* Whole class greets first , second conversation ensues . "
Me : Youhh scratched ur butt , and ur blue underwear !
Victor : - shuts up -

Okayy !
Moral for tdayy is ,
Dont dry ur dirty laundry in public .
Get it ?
FAVE it if yaaa DIG IT !

Stupid ass mutha .

Well hie there .

Gd Morning , Afternoon , Evening .

Yeah sorry i just dont like talking about the same topic , 

If only it was of interest to youhh .

If not id be talking about Raihanah ~

I mean , im starting to get to know wat it means .

Like , " Nothing else matters other than youhh and me " .

Dosnt it reason ?

And yes .

She's finally answered my question .

Yeah not e kind of question youhh would think id be asking her .

Like a steady or something .

Its just simple , but a bit complicated .

Why is it that , we all have Two eyes to see , Two ears to hear , Two holes in our nose to breath , But only one heart ?

And one heart to ?

Well she let me know what it meant , and the answer to it .

It meant , that we had to find it , find the second heart , and that the second heart is actually just too near to us .

And that heart is meant to Love .

Of course , if youhh allow it itd be containing hatred too .

But ive forgotten them anyway . . .

And anyway , I gt smthg to shre .

Lols , I hate it why Zhairil thinks dat ,

Whenever youhh say smthg , he thinks it about him .

One example from a thousand happenings :

Me : Zhairil , Sakk uhh , cibai kape !

Zhairil : Sape ? Aku  ?

Me : Ko jgn nk mntk knh spak uhh sial .

Zhairil : Gy jage mulut ko uhh sial !

Me : Knperhh baaang ? Adek takpehh , Knh hinerhh ke tk adek tk kesahh !

Zhairil : * Jelinggs * 

Me : * Middle Fingers hym *

So youhh see he's so fucked up .

Still wanna say Mirza dh tukarr .

Still wanna say Mirza sombong .

Still wanna say Mirza prangai dh tukar .

Dh knh maky puas2 sak ngan aku !

Ehy , klau ko pkr Mirza dh tukarr , Cermin diri ko yg mntk tmph dulu !

Siak uhh , dh melebehh sakk dektuqhh ;D

Biar ehy bdak niee ?

Siaaaaakkk jerhhh .

Abeyhh " Tk nk Kwn " .

Bdh kn ? 

Kanina ;D

ILY , INY , IMY ;D

I love Raihanah .
I Miss Raihanah .
And I need Raihanah .
Nice , short ;D
Cuz dats wat makes love .

Geico Prank Call ~

Peter Griffin Calls Geico sound bite  Peter Griffin sound bites

Post as how it is .

Well , hie there !

Sorry if i hadnt been posting fer a damn freakin hellin while ,

Ohh , i just posted smthg just yesterday ?

Ohhkay maybe not a while 

Tsk ! 

Youhh white jerks cant handle a damn piece o' shit .

Lame - o Fuck - o !

If ya hate me then ya fuck ouuuf , nigga !

Damn fuckin bitchy fuck fuck bastard shit !

Lols , fuck im just kiddin .

Ohh hey , im just , preparing for two things .

Its sad .

But turning happy makes it sad no longer !

My ghost senses tell me , kaq dayah's coming home soon .

She wont take it there .

And i have 99% doubt she'll take it .

Guess wat ?

I love Dinie even more !

Dinie is the only person ive been thinking of the whole dayy .

People ask me uhy im dreaming .

I say Dinie .

They gimme blank faces .

Okayy , enuffo dat , cihh ~

Today , im missing 6 people .

First of course its Dinie ,

Then its Rushiqah .

Then its Raihanah 1 .

then its Raihanah 2 .

Then its Mirza .

And lastly , Zhrl .

Yeah i spelled his name like dat cuz i wasnt sure lols .

I used to call him Zainab , or Zainob , or Zainal !

I dont recall calling ANY boys cute ,

But hehh , Mirza's a paltry example !

Im sure youhh were suspecting me to say Zainal's the cute one ?

Gawwd curse my ass !

Nooo ~

He's WAAYY too serious .

When i say bad things he'll always thinks im tokin bout hym .

Wtf ? ? 

Well he reminds me of Fikri .

Yeah dats exactly how it looks like .

Lols now we come to the Mirza part of boys .

He's so adorable , but damn youhh fucker im not gayy ass bastards .

He's funnier than Dawvien .

Like he's a one type guy .

Like , i like him .

Not sure why he gives a sense of , well im nt too sure bout dat either .

Hmms , now to raihanah 1 .

Hmms Raihana From Pioneer prime im tokn here ;D

Now i know how tuhh differentiate ;DD hehh , sorray .

So youhh see im starting to know her good :D

I call her Tigress from Kung Fu Panda , ya know ?

Cute huh ?

Ehehh !

She looks exactly like her !

So cute ,

Yeah every girls pretty but Dinie stands out 

* ISMAIL ! SUDAHH LUHH ! *

Okayy fine beetch !

So Raihana was so sweet . 

But Di - 

Okayy i'll shuddup .

Raihana is just cool .

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D 

Now we come to the 2nd Raihana ,

The Raja Raihana .

Ohh damn she's nice .

And cute too , lols .

But she's cute on msn , totally nt at School .

She's like totally asshole .

Talk to her , she'll ignore youhh if she thinks ure talkin too soft .

Like fuck yeah , she's totally weird !

But nice and cute , loud * nyahaha ! * too .

Ouhh we 

have

come

to

dinie

and

i

have

quite

nthg

to

say !

Foundation Of Care ~

Hey Hey Hey , im wats happenen !

Lolols , ever heard dat ?

Haishh .

Todayy , My Deathly life seeks an audience .

But who would want to be it ?

I try my very best to hide my true self to others in school .

I also try very hard not to cry . 

I try real hard not to dream .

I try my hardest at forgetting all nostalgia i have .

Lucky for me , God moved Dinie , Rushiqah and Mirza just near me .

I just feel so lonely .

Dinie has her own set of friends , Rushiqah dosnt seem to like being with me alone .

Mirza also has his own friends .

Yeah , still , they're real fortunate .

Im just there without any other persons to tell me about happenings in their life .

And still , i make the best of best impression of myself . 

Hmm , i love myself .

They say i make friends easily cuz im bubbly and friendly .

That , however is only half true .

For love , friendliness takes only 16% . 

The rest youhh'll have to figure out , I have my own view .

Wow , i just cant possibly make enemies . 

I mean , the other time i was witt Rushiqaahhh , and then  . 

Kay , im not sure wat she did at all .

I think it hurt , cuz i was havin a migraine .

Got really sick , but hey !

Look at Dinie - and im all cured !

But i couldnt look at her .

I look at anyone and im looking ayt stars .

Well , gt in the sickbayy .

Ohh yeah , about Rushiiqaahhh ,

She did SMTHG , and im sure it is smthg .

And it hurt cuz pain is doubled more than thrice in a migraine .

Here's my experiment witt myself :

Normal beating - Chains happen , and it moves my head !

Beating - Teong ! Owwuch .

Push - Wtf ! Go suck a dick , cibai ! Hurts ! 

Side bang - If youhh a gal , imma burst ur fake tits . Boy , lailai . . . . and scream as much as ye like .

Slap - Im dead .

Okayy . 

THAT is how much it hurt .

Lols , and if ya'll gals and gays wanna know wat happens when youhh side bang me in a migraine ?

Imma xplain like a BOOK if youhh a boy .

I'll rip yo balls off , and yo empty bleeding ( my fingers are trained to scratch kitchen knifes )

As i said , yo empty bleeding penis might as well be cut off .

But dont worry , I giv ya a chance tuh put a seed in it and let it groww .

BUT , imma take yo blood vessels and with it ctill connected to yo penis ,

Imma put it in the oven HANGIN youhh under it .

Okayy , whoa whoa , Ismail gets horny when it comes tuh punishment .

Ohh , im enjoying it so lemme do it a lil moowre , all right bitch ?

Wow yo gotta make yo eyes bigga - its too waide .

Now , Lets see . . .

If i was a whore who gt sexually abuse ,

Imma take dat *penis* AND *Sfing ! Swfing ! Bleeech ! * . . . .

And in a WHAO~ in slow motion , youhh'd see yo penis bein pulled off .

And guess wat happens to thee infertile brat ?

i'll take his penis and he'll die SMILING .

Ouuuh , and a gurl who lie in a case in court , I'll be the judge ,

And  . .. . 

KWANG ! FUU - YAAAAHH ! WAHH - THENG ! FWOOTHERE !

Okayy , lemme tell ya wat happens .

Well , i'd jump off mahh seat in kung fu style ,

And posing as a praying mantis RIGHT aft i land ( With my undrwear flyin off )

Ouhh and here comes .. . 

I burst her fake tits .

*Hyaah ! Take dat youhh gay - fake - tits jerk !*

*AHH ! Fuck , its bleedin stuupid ! *

* Ouhh , its not fake ? *

* :@ *

* :D ! Ouhh dont worrey , i'll dig out all i can from those lifetime real fake tits :D *

Okayy , so now youhh know .

Hmms , lets see .

Wat therr fuck do i do in a situation like this . . .

Well , there's a gay and a gurl stealing like Mr and Mrs Smith . 

Robbs a bank , and runs off to have fun in the bedd .

Ouhh i'll follow em home , and i'll stuf his bleedin penis -

Into dat lesbian vagina .

stuff it in and out , till i even white color waters around the vagina .

Ouhh yeah dat means he enjoyin it .

So . . .

i'll stuff his white stuffs , and his red stuffs too .

Whoa .

Ohh my gracious gawwd , my hands are blood covered ,

And by my front lies some two dead beings youhh created ohh gawwd .

:D

And dats wat happened . 

Ohh , btw , I love Dinie ;D 

Wont change ,

No other gracious girl than her ,

No other Sweeter girl than her ,

No other Cuter girl than her ,

No other mesmerizing girl of beauty than her ,

No other Nicer girl than her ,

No other lovable girl than her ,

No other Softer girl than her ,

No other tranquilizing girl than her ! I

No other Respectful girl than her ! L

No other Prettier girl than her ! Dinie !

Hope youhh all have a nice night !

Gd night Sam ,

Gd night Tom ,

Gd night Harry ,

And , Gd night Beloved .

Special message from Shanaynay Practitioner :D

Hancuur hatiku hancuur hati hancuur hatiku .

Ehy diam uhh ismail !

Tk leyhh diam ehy ?

Just kiddin , dont mind dat fucked up sentence ;D

Ohh , why hello there . 

My name is *Shanaynay ,

And im here to give a special message from youhh fren :D

I mean , they wanted to say it to youhh but they were too afraid to do it themselves

So they ask me to do it fo them !

Wat they wanted to say was . . . . .

Youhh need to :D Shut the fUcK uPp ! :D

I mean  , foo serious .

Youhh been callin me all the damn time ,

When im washin my hair !

When im washin my clothes !

When im doin my homework !

Actually i dont have homework .

But youhh get the idea ,

I mean im still doin mahh hair and then this " BLOOPBLOOP ! "

Comes out and youhh say ,

" Hey ! Hw youhh doin ? " ( smily face :D ) 

And youhh know wat i wanna write back ?

" BITCH ! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE ! " ( ANGRY FACE ! :@ ! )

But it just comes out as :

" Not good . Hw youhh doin ? " ( Annoyed face -.-  ) .

So youhh better keep yo mouth shut cuz we be watching Twilight on Fridayy ,

And i wanna know wats happenen so youhh betta shut the fuck up whore .

**Find me at Craigdonalds 

Ohh were we like to see youhh smile :D . . . .

UNLESS YO TEETH IS FUCKED UPP ,

Yo betta keep ur fucken mouth shut :D

Randomm ~

Kay , a post dats randomm starts now :D

Kay before anytyng ,

To Rushiqah :

Oeii ! Tk yahh luhh buang mase ko gy tules bende tuqhh !

Serhhdeyhh aku tauhh ! Not dat i didnt forgive ya , just dat . . .

I was having a a damn headache ! Saket sakk .

Anw , thx for it too ! :D

To *Nana :

Eheh , project runway kapa ? ? Damn Louis . . . .

Louis wat ? Louis Pasteurized milk . :D

Hope we get it prepared before presentation !

P.S. I like Dinie XD

Okayy , so youhh see todayy i didnt go for Rugby selection .

So i went home cuz i was damn sick , like wat ? 

A head ache , vomiting *blood and gore* ??

Is dat not called sick ?

P.S. I still had dat headache which prevented me from laughing too hard .

But then , Laughter is the best medicine , huh ?? ??

So i laughed my way back home , but damn , SAKET SAKK !!! !!!!

Damn Head !

Enough for today , with loves and hearts ,

ismail*~

LOLS day

Making my way downtown , 

Walking fast ,

Faces passed and im homebound . . . .

Okayy , stop it luhh ismail . -.- "

Lols .

Yeah , tings just whizzed past . 

In fact too fast .

First ting is , its neutral . 

Happy about it .

Second thing is i just told my secret i ever promised to keep ,

To Rushiqah .

So i just told the second thing , and now the first things gonna be loong ! 

Definitely happier than ever and this one will make youhh laugh !

Okayy , SS uhh .

Well , There's madrasah on every Sat .

Then , its our second time . 

KBK 6A :) .

So i went home with Irfan and Farhan . 

Well usually i dont , but since its (kecian) sangat , i followed .

Im not dat evil ohhkay !

So then , after we were dismissed , we went to a Pasar Petang .

Kayy , supposed to be Pasar Malam .

But totally dosnt depict the purpose of a Pasar Malam .

So , i bought Shark fin soup .

Halal wat .

But they all shout at me say " Not halal ! Not halal ! ".

Like fuck sia !

That shit was a waste of daaaamn money . 

So i threw it away !

Wat ?

Youhh say imma bitch like its a bad thing . 

Okayy shut up .

Then , With no money left i stole a bite from Farhan's Ramly Burger .

I said : 

Me : Eheh , siak uhh , ni dri malaysia tauhh .

Farhan : Abeyhh ?

Me : Biar uhh aku test , biar aku tauhh sedap ke halal ! 

Farhan : Okayy .

Me : * One BIG bite . 1/4 of Burger *

Farhan : Halal ? Sedap ?

Me : HALAL ! MEMANG HALAL ! 

Hhahs , i did it , and gawwd , i wasnt hungry anymore .

So , We went on ,  but i said wait .

Cuz i was checking out some new meals at KaninaFuckerCibai .

So , as i moved on , we went on a road . 

I crossed my usual road , totally despising Irfan's road .

He said there's lessa cars there .

But cumon , all cars move straight on a road right ? 

So the same wat !

We moved to the second phase of the road . 

A car was moving .

Full speed !

Before i could let it make me wait for it , I charged !

CHAAAAAAAARGE ! 

Irfan followed , the playful hym . 

So i looked back , and found dat boring farhan still waiting . 

Cars and Lorries passed . 

THEN he moved on . 

I still laughed about the " Chargee " thing though .

So did Irfan .

So much fun !

But we're not done yet .

So we went on , then 98 arrived . 

We took it , then went home .

So as the bus moved , the fun was starting already !

So we made plans where to land .

I voted the bus stop in front of Lakeside Prime .

But both intend on the one just a bus stop away from mine .

I didnt give a heck damn , fuck and i went on to land there . 

TELENG TELOLONG went the bell .

So i landed there , but as soon as i went down the double decker , irfan went down !

Wow .

He didnt have the heart to leave me !

How . . . Gayish .

So here's the fun !

Last pocket of fun starts from here .

We saw an indian gurl , probably 28 yrs old , walking in front of us on the pavement .

Then , I suggested smthg which i got giggles to tell hym ! 

Me : Eheh , ape kate * giggles *

Irfan : Ape ??

Me : Kite panggil dher * giggles * " Oeii ! " . .. 

Irfan : Abeyhh abeyhh ?

Me : Klau dher tngk blakang , kite tngk bende laen !

Irfan : Baek uhh ! yok !

And then we were like " OEII ! OEII ! " ! 

Its so funny , i gt giggles ! 

The gurl didnt answer , and went even further walking .

But she's on our path .

So i said " Ehy KEJAR DHER ! ! ! " 

And so we did !

Then we kejar and kept shouting " Oeii Gurl ! " at her !

So , we chased her and then we were forced on our path to cross Zebra Crossing .

So we crossed , but we were opp her .

I said :

Me : GURL ! WHY YOUHH NEVER HEAR ? ! DEAF UHH ? ! 

Gurl ( !! ) : Ehy shuddup uhh fucker !

Me : * whisper * Alamak , siak uhh si sundal tuqhh . Ape kate . . .

Irfan : Ahh ape ?

Me : Kite perhkek " Black gurl ! Black gurl ! " abeyh lary . ??

Irfan : Boleyhh uhh !

Me : kayy 1 .. . 2 .. . 3 !

Me & Irfan : BLACK GURL BLCK GURL ! INDIAN GURL !

LOLS ! 

It was so hilarious , i didnt stop laughing till the end .

But then , after crossing the other road to our 352 same block ,

We saw some Indians repairing the electricticty .

This is the last of the fun uhh , but i LOVE IT !

I went on and looked at Irfan .

I asked .

Youhh know Wat im thinking ?

Then , we both hid behind the two doors which were the entrance to the small repair room .

One on one side , one on the other side .

So i count . . .

1 . . . 2 . . . 3  !

We closed the doors and i locked the lock , toally leaving them not able to get out !

Ape lgy , we ran away uhh ! 

Sembunyi2 ! 

Sini2 ! 

Then aft dat we went home !

LOLS , wat a lols day . 

Hope youhh enjoyed urselves on my blog post , Gudbye :D

Wooh ! Dinie and Nobody Dance . And Rushiqah .

 Hie Bastard Peeps . ;)

Ohh yeah , this pic is taken from the Pioneer Web .

Yeah , see me ?! 

Gurl youhh see me ? 

We on TV !

Just kiddin .

Ohhkay , know who's Dinie ?

The gurl juz on top of me is !

Ahh ! 

She so pretty and cute ,

Cn go make my head spin . 

Im so Charmed !

Rushiqah klau ko nk blang dher 

gy blang luhh ehy ?

Huu , dher pon dh tauhh .

Tkpe luhh , tk suke aku pn tkpe . . .

Aslkn lgy baek dri Hidayah sua . . .

Eheh , Bastard Peeps , yo

uhh wnna know who's Rushiqah ?

No dont go to her blog . 

See it right here !

Ohhkay . . .

From here its easy to see where she is .

Btw this is a pic of 1/1307 of the ppl dancing .

I like the dance !

So cute , like Dinie . 

Its the dance to the nobody song . 

I memorized it !

Love it !

And no wonder the Mr Jana the Discipline Master caught me smiling all the tyme during the dance .

At the end o the day he asked whether i enjoyed the dance .

I did ! 

I said dat to hym .

Of course he was happy i did also .

Ohhkay Rushiqah is the one wearing white specs , juz in the middle of the pic ;)

Ohhkay love youhh guys , love Dinie , Rushiqah " Best Friend " Dahlan and buhbye .

;) ;) ;)

Btw , I gt a pic on Dinie ! 

Uhh ! 

Im screaming !

Not even first day of weekend i miss her and Rushiqah already sia :(( 

Mostly Dinie ! XD !

Dinie's the one in the middle .

So i said enough , So . . .

Buhbye ! 

For Real This Time .

;);)

1 st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th BlahBlah Day Of School .

Weyy , .

Kayy i gat tis school , pioneer sec , which is da fuck i like .

Fuckin love it dat Aishah trying to be aye " minahh-suck-my-dick" to be choosing this school as one of her dreaded ( plus spoilt ) choices . 

So i had this friend , Rushiqah , and she's so the funny youhh know !

So cute , though .

P.S. its always best to see the best side of ur first best impression on the new person youhh know to know them and like them best . and tis be the fuckin tip if ya'll wanna know wtf tuhh do on ur first day , whther or not its a fuckin date or wateva da fuck .

So plus i found this pretty gurl !

She's like , pretty , beautiful , cute and all things good youhh imagine . 

And her name is so cute ! 

Just almost like Diina Mistress ,

Her name is a cousin of her name .

Dinie .

Cute right ?

And frenzshara de shandera , might have a problem . . .

I hate to be a playboy sia .

I totally despise it as much as how youhh fucktards despise taugeh .

Know the small thin vegetables as long ( or short ) as ye last finger ?

The one dat has a yellow leaf ( A , i said a ) and has a " tail " ?

Which youhh have to cut off before youhh eat ?

Yes dat one .

Fuck yeah , first 2 days of orientation this week was soo great ,

I couldnt imagine if i were to even remember aishah and cry ,

*Which i almost did on today's Hall Assembly *

So the best part wuz the dance , 

THE Mass Dance .

Its dat dance to the " Nobody " song ?

By Edward Retard ?

Ohh sorry

By Wondergirls ?

Yeah dat damn one . 

So it was DAMN CUTE ! ! !

I love it ,

Then my seniors taught me how to do it prsonally and blah ,

So its like they say i bcom the little brother 

Wow .

I made even more friends , like everybody know me ;) then the senior also my friend ?

LOLS wouldnt think ?

Well dats all fer tuhhday !