Upp and Downn Dawnn Duskk

Hie !

Okayy hie guyss && girls , 

My name is Ismail ,

And this is my . . .

Ungrateful - Bitch - Quit - Drama - Because - Of - Her - Stupid - Boredom . . . 

Dawnn Tann !

And her fucking brother . . 

Mulot - Senget - Kenerh - Stapler - Bedarah - Bukak - Balek Stapler - Ikot - Kakak - Ikat - Rambut - Senget - Macam - Mulot - Dher - Sendirik .. . . .. . . .

Duskk !

Welcome to Ismail & Nana In The Morning ,

Heyy guys !

Say hello !

Quit it , bitch !

Ahh sad Gaiis , Nukk Galls , Bitch !

( I said Guyys , Not gals , bitch ! )

Heyy Gurls , 

Say hello !

Bitch are you gon' say hello to Stapler mouth or am i gon' Bust ur tits out ?

Mahh hand movin tuh mahh pocket and im gon put this black dick and just pull e trigger . . .

* Hie stapler mouth ! *

Good .

Now , that took a lot o' time , and im gon punish you .

BAAAAD girl !

* Theoo ! *

* YEAKKKK ! *

* Spurt ! *

Now im okayy . . 

Ohhkayy Dawnn and Duskk , 

We'll start with the survey .

How did you come to know about ,

Ismail & Nana in the morning ?

I learnt it through my friends . .  

* staples yet another bullet staple right up her lips *

You should stop doing that , you'll look prettier .

Really ? * Stap ! *

Goshh .

Ohhkayy , Ismail & Nana in the morning is sponsored by IWC International ,

And we're going to explore yet another part of our time .

On this week , IWC will be going round Pioneer Secondary School ,

To see other's view on Marriage , and between it and their Academics .

This will be posted here , on Happy Blogger , and that should be all .

Our prime targets . . 

Would be Nurul Ameera , Nadiyah , Farhanah & Friend , and privately others . . 

Pls do not take to heart Of the above Dawnn and Duskk ,

They were not meant to penetrate the heart ,

And also not made to spill out tears . 

Cut the Drama , Drama mama .

And moral of the story is ,

" Dont be ungrateful for thou what ye will , what ye do is what thou will . "

Which is , in english ,

" Dont be so ungrateful for what you do will be what you will ,

And for what you will will be what you do "

Which is in Simplified English , or SE ,

" Karma . "

Ohh hie !

How was ur dayy guyys && galss ?

Kayy you cant really answer dat , so nvrm .

Todayy ritee , I was like dh bes skolahh .

Thn blah3 terjmperhh Fahanah . 

Actually i dunnoe hw to spell dat , but nahh it mightve been alright .

Soo i was like engrossed in talking witt her about things and stuffs ,

And ohh .

I gave her e Rose meant for "          " .

Yeahh she didnt want it !

Just as predicted in e script .

Not any script , its a magical one .

I found it while running in e park .

Well it seemed to be right in e writing ,

Like its in my language , english !

Whoaa , its not ancient , good .

Well maybe it is . . . but its kinda weird .

I see it implanting within itself Raihanah not wanting it .

Actually there is something within her heart . . .

Whoaa . . . .

THAT sounded wrong . 

Kinda .

Like , lets get on witt it .

I found fhanah , and soo we were engrossed in talking .

Sophia passed by . . ..

Friends passed by . . ..

And thn blah , blah and blah we found my favorite person !

Ohhh , its Na - di - yah ! 

Was i correct ?

Aww she spelled it dat way at drama anyway .

Soo she and also another favorite , uhh , Ameera ,

And me !

This time they were not as lame as aishah and ama liza .

Ohh well lets carry on .

So you see ,

We ended up going together to pass a fullscap ( or smthg )

To Sophia , which she forgot to take after her purchase .

So on e way back we saw fahanah and her friend leaving e school .

So Nadiyah was like ,

" Dher tinggalkn beg ktorg ? "

Then its like so lols uhh !

Thn we got back , thn we talked .

Thn we walked around e school .

Its like ,

We went to 3rd level , and walked and walked .

Ohh yeahh , 

Ameera had to use e girls toilet on e 3rd floor .

Nadiyah tmn her .

Soo i was left witt a nnk at e classroom nearby .

Talk and talk and Nadiyah asked me to stand outside e toilet ,

Saying my voice will make Ameera feel better .

Lmaooo , i talked and talked ,

But i made up this topic on I Love You .

I said ,

" I love you Nadiyah ! Will you marry me ? "

And its like blah3 and thn Ameera came out at last .

So we were done , and we kinda sneaked into e " Drama Room " . . .

Soo we went on and took pictures  .. 

And laughed at one of em .

TSKTSK ! 

I gtg now , 

Uhhm ,

Hug ?

Yehhh , dats e way !

buhbye !

Sobsobs . . 

Pass that dutch , pass dat dutch . Pass dat dutch , pass dat dutch .

Cum'on pass e dutch bby , shake shake shake ur stuff bby !

Hie yo .

I , uhhm .

Been a bit busy , like fuckkkkkkkkkkk dat !

I dunnoe , i feel busy .

Ohh yeah !

I found e so called " cool specs sec 3 girl " .

Her name really is shafiqa , and i found her fb !

Wooooohhhh ~

You bitchy whores - MAY NOT - know her ,

No reason tuh fuck me though .

Like , if ya'll see her specs you'll be wanting dat .

Im already about to breaaaaak my specs to buy those !

Only one thing .. ..  where ?

Cam tk maluu saak klau tanye .

Tapy klau tk tanye camne plakkk . . .

Sesat jalan malu tanye .

Kayy . 

S0ooo ,

You see i had a real weird convo witt Nana ,

Ohh yeah i doubt you know who she is :P

So it was really weird .

I love her , she's cute and all e more prettier than anyone i met .

Sure , fucktards be sayin * kaq * Nadia and dat Specs girl were prettier !

But on my point of view i mean srsly ,

Raihanah is GLOWING .

She's beautiful .

And e others were my seniors .

Except for Landaa ,

I dunnoe who e fuck would wanna catch'a " its complicated "

Witt a senior .

Eventually he broke up but e daaaaaamn of him to ask a patchup .

Ohh yeah i was sorry i spoilt his moments , 

Cuz i stole Atiqah's hp and ye know wat happened ! :P

Soo back to e beat ,

See , it was weird .

Like she felt so cold it touched my heart . . . ( ismail ismail . pukymak ko . )

Diam ko !

Yeahh serious , sejukk sakk .

Sampai aqu demam .

Tauu ? 

Lovesieeck ?

Lovesick pale otak ko  . . .

Pale otak ko balekk !

So you see , in PSS there are interesting ppl i met .

Kay back to e beat again .

Kecian dher .

She must've been stressed out .

Well ,

I still wont stop saying e " I love youhh "s and " muuackz "s to her ,

Everyday .

So i was like , trpranjat uhh .

She tk pnh camtu perhh , 

So its like a very big thing .

You know , i may have said something wrong .

Who knew ?

* eyelids getting heavy *

Kayy guyys and galss ,

Happy have a nice day !

I mean , night .

Im feeling sleepy .

Kayys , till here i shall end . . 

Buhbyeeeeee !

She's a BITCH

Talk mo junk but wont look my way .

Hie ya'll !

Nice blogging nowadays ,

And yeah .

Remember my andalus cla -

No .

Shuddup .

Remember my andalus classes every saturday right ?

Kayy , as ya'll know i always go home witt Irfan every day ,

Cuz we got e same block .

And as usual something crazy was happening ,

I'll story this to ya ;D

We were going home , but before that could happen ,

Irfan wanted to go McDonald's .

I protested , and made a hundred reasons .

But i couldnt resist a Choc Sundae and . . 

The Mcflurry .

I didnt buy e French fries , bitches know why .

So after dat ,

We went to e bus stop , waiting for e 98 .

Ohh yeahh , if *Kaq* Rasyidah was right ,

Then that bus actually passed by her home evryday :P

So you see , while we were waiting , (wwwww)

I caught a seat before him .

THAT made me real proud and made me warm all inside :D

I was grinning !

But not for long ,

Cuz .. .  

GHAHAHA !

I cant stop laughing at wat happened .

Since last Tuesday there were a few bees buzzing around e seats .

Apparently he mistaken my grin for me to eat him , 

Or wtf he was thinkin , 

But he buzz around me ,

Landed on my sideways index finger ,

On my hand . .. 

And i freaked out .

Who knows wat e bee could doo ?

Wat if it was a wasp ?

Ohh , its still big anyway !

Well , i couldnt stop grinning , 

So i grinned witt my eyes WIDE OPEN ,

Which of course looked kinda stupid ,

And like Joker somewhat .

I opened my mouth to scream ,

And stood up , only to learn dat 14 ( i counted , i had time to ) 

Other bees floating around !

All those i had mentioned about e bees happened real quick ,

I flicked every part of my body , ( dont get horny , slut , i didnt do dat )

I ran a few distances away .

Soon 14 bees were conquering other seats .

Nyonya went up ,

Sexy couple went up ,

Edward Cullen and Edward scissorshand ( >.

In apek form went up ,

And soon irfan and i were e only 2 remaining survivor .

To survive wat ? 

No stings at all .

And the bees were like ,

" You want one ? " 

Bitch !

But then e bus came .

So we took it back home .

When we arrived at e void deck ,

We thought of buying Batu air ,

Or watever he called it .

Call it Air batu , he say batu air .

Nak batu api ?

So i bought milo , he buy milo .

We went up e lift .

So you see , i was prepared for his little " trap " long before it happened . .

He stopped me from reaching e button , but i managed to press level 2 .

At Lvl 2 , i screamed ,

" TOLONG ! TOLONG ! ADE ORG NK ROGOL AKU ! AHH TOLONG ! "

Like e situation was sooo big and chaotic , we heard doors opening .

This all happened in 2 seconds .

So he stopped me from going out ,

And i used e only weapon i had .

Not a weapon , but nahh .

A weapon in this case is anytyng you could use .

I used my block of ice at his neck , 

It wasnt opened so its clean -.- stupid slut

So he jerked back and screamed , while buying me time to get out .

Not much " time " luhh ,

I managed to get out .

Toot - teeteet - teeteet !

Went e door .

Bye irfan !

I waved .

Ohh ,

The neighbors  were watching me .

-.- -.- -.- -.- -.- -.- Went e neighbors .

My face grew red , and i went up e stairs to e 3rd level .

Yes i lived at e 3rd level .

Soo you see ,

It wasnt such a crazy day after all .

Kaykay , i gotta go .

Ohh no !

I have a lil sum'n fo ya .

Remember i said i did experiments at e bus interchange at e new intrchnge ?

Well here's e result ya 'll !

A hottie from another country :

Old " i dont care guy " stared just a lil below her neck . 4 seconds .

NS muke paikiaq guy just couldnt care less . 0 seconds .

India guy wearing pink stared at her top - to - bottom . 2 seconds

Apek LoveToKorekIdong stared at her below . 2 seconds .

Nyonya balek pasar pagy bute stared at her , daggers . 5 seconds !

Hottie from Malaysia flickered her hair , adjusts her bra . 1 second .

Indian woman jelinkk .

Malay NCDCC sergeant just couldnt care less but his walkman . 0 seconds .

Whore from Slutty Land coughed . 2 seconds worth of coughing .

Old tetek tk tau jage mouthed out a vomit sign .

Old tetek tk tau jage husband stared at her young boobs , nthg else . 3 seconds !

Ive got more , but if i ever do a blog post on weekdays ,

I'll tell you wat i saw on dat day alright ? 

Kayys , i gtg . muuuackz !

Whaa ?

I like to get to know ya so i can show ya ,

Put e pussy on ya likka told ya !

Gimme all ye numburs so i can show ya ,

Girl actin stank thn call me ova !

Not on e bed lay me on ye sofa ,

Call befo ye come i need tuh shave mah chocha !

Ye do or ye dont or ye will a wontcha ,

Go down town and eat it likka vultcha !

See mah hips and mah tips dontcha ?

See mah ass and mah lips dontcha ?

Lost a few pounds at my whives fo ya ,

Tis e kindda beat dat go ba ta ta ,

Ba ta tata ,

tata tata ta ta ,

Sex me so good ahh say blahblahblah ,

Work it , i needda glass of watar !

Boy oh boy its gud tuh know ya . . .

Hie !

Sorry i was just rapping ;D

And doing it backwards just makes it sound so good .

Todayy ,

I find dat , maybe Rushiqah hates me .

Maybe we should stay away ferm her ,

Ye know , 

So she cn have her peace .

No , im nt sensitive , 

Just seeing wat i could do best for just thi

s one teenie weenie person .

Maybe not teenie weenie , she is afterall quite big ,

If ya know wat i mean .

Anw , 

I met Rafiq @ madrasah todayy .

He seems just very . . . lols .

I as usual kept dancing nobody in class .

People got pissed ;D

Cuz dats wat i do ;D

You wont find a bitch dats even betta !

It aint hot if im not there , 

Gahaha !

Lawls , im thinking of sum'n ..  ..

Know wat ?

Im a big fan of Missy Elliot !

I know her dark history since e age of 5 ,

Memorised Pass That Dutch at e age of 7 ,

Downloading her songs at e age of 9 ,

Memorising Ching a Ling , She's a bitch

At e age of 11 ,

Work and work it at e age of 12 ,

And of course , her house in Portsmouth VA ,

Born on July 1 1971 ,

Almost all her albums ,

Supa Dupa Fly ,

This is not a Test ,

Both being mah fave ,

And of course , her timbaland partner ,

Her unveiled history ,

And all others , ;D

And they say all that is required to be a fan of someone ,

So dont blindly think dat by liking songs ur dat artist fan lmaoo !

Okayy ,

Im done for todayy .

Chikka !

buhbye ;D

I love you Raihanah ,

Muuackz .

M - I - S - E , Missy be a freak .

Sex so good i could freak ya on mah sleep .

Ohh hie ! 

Todayy i had a nice day ,

And a good chat to top it up !

Like ice cream topped witt chocolate and cheryy .. .. 

Im gettin too horny !

I forgot to say i love you to Raihanah , together witt e muuackz !

Ohh no , God please dont end this relation between me ;(

Okayy , so i was like , couldnt stop saying Dina is sexy .

Like , lols !

Be . 

Honest .

And be urself !

So youhh see , i bought this special thing for Nana ,

Ohh she's nt gonna read this blog .

Dont worry i gt it covered .

I bought this box , it has hearts and all over it ,

And a rosy pen which i tot it was cute !

It even has its smell youhh know .

My maid tot it was real .

Anw , inside e box , I put in marbles .

Then , i tot of putting in my things from e Vault -

GREEN HEARTS 

- Folded Straws ,

- Green .

HEARTED " I-LOVE-YOU "S

- Papers made into ,

- Heart shapes ,

- Printed on it says " I love you "

- In 3 diff languages 

So there ! 

My Valentine's Girft for her .

And of course , a card !

A few perfumes and im done ;D

Ohhh of course !

Homework !

I forgot !

I need to do iyt yo .

So maybe you just wait a while ?

I gotta take a dukie ;D

I love you

Wo ai ni

Ana Uhibbukka

Aku cinta sama kamu ~

To e M - I , prrrr ~

Cats likkka semi ,
Nigga stole mah car whynt you get meh ?

Well heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelll .. . . . no .
I was gonna say hello but instead comes out a hell no .
Hell no bitch , cuz ai ain't fo no nigga givin tips .
Well , its getting lamer , those group of ppl .
I cant say e name or i'll be so mad , you'll find a gruesome death on e news tmorrw .
Well , im starting tuh hate dat man .
I mean , gal .
Insolent DAUGHTER of a *t - tooot toot* !
Sorry if i said this , but it had to be said .
Did dat guy really gt e right msg ?
Dont blive isnina could be a hypo .
I mean , uhy e fuck are you like , kayy nvrm .
Dina and Aishah were waiting outside my school .
I like dat !
Wait and wait till drama is ovr .
And ohh , I was about to say hie and hug Dina , but maaan ,
Aishah was there , and like , wats dat nigga doin ther' ?
Those big ass words : FUCK DAT :D
and im like , about not to giv a damn , a fuck ,
But i really wanted to see Dina .
But nahh , nigga's ther .
I aint in for nigga nxt tuh princess 1980 .
Diina diina .
Aishah fuck ?
Fuck much and bitchy much .
Dont ask me about dat forgiv thing , its lame to forget things like dat .
So youhh see , im nt sure if dat Rush - dye ( citation and real name needed ) *
really gt e right msg .
" Dher tu yg nk knh rembat " or smthg .
Gee , i would go for dat lame shit , but nahh .
Ouhh , i listened to " Nina " , and asked upper secs for directions .
Didnt really follow em home , but i had 2 others to help me anw ;D
Its so nice when ppl help youhh .
" What do we do now ? ! "
" Nvrm , youhh follow us . "
Aft dat , i was only wanting to follow her , but thn nxt thing i know ,
Other ppl knew about it .
Haiggg , haigghaigg .
Nvrm , i didnt follow her .
Follow someone else !
Yeahh ive had enough toking about dat .
I wanna talk about todayy , and e future .
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And i love Raihanah .
And im nt blogging for e nxt few days ,
So uhhm ,
To Chinese or anti racists , Happy New Year ,
And to loverboyz and lovergals ,
Whores and bastards ,
Sluts and dogs ,
Prostitutes and Scumbag whores ,
She - biatches and He - biatches ,
Ladies && Gentlemans ,
~ Ismail && Raihanah ~
Happy Valentine's !
*If ya dont celebrate it , no need tuh say it .
**If ya not sayin it , fuck urselves .
*** Fuckin urselves already ? Just fuck off and have fun .
****Havin fun ? Well dats a way of Valentines .
*****So happy Valentines day !

Justin Review ~

Lols hie , this is a review on Justin ~

Its been looooong since i made a review , 

Like , 

2 years ago on Kekasihku Seru ?

Yeahyeah .

So we'll start off .

Justin is between 15 -17 , others say 18 -20 .

In any case , he's preposterously young to make songs .

They sound nice because he takes melodies and rhythms , together witt beats ,

From either Britney Spears , or any other forgotten artists .

Bleahh , lyrics were never created by hym .

He's fake as Rihanna .

Like , he just studies e chorus .

Then wat about e rest ?

Lyricists .

They made it a success but all credit goes to dat money hungry dog .

Kay , maybe not money hungry , but nahh . 

I cant think of a worser name ,

Except for saying he thinks love is about money .

Like , i give youhh and buy youhh all e things youhh want cuz i love youhh .

People say youhh DO anytyng for her , not BUY .

As youhh can see there's a fucking difference .

And i have proof !

Ohh yeahh not to forget he thinks girls want him cuz of $$ 

Waaaaaaaaaaat a jerkk !

Did i really once liked his songs ?

Well eyahh , only cuz One time is . . . ohh yeahh i dont like it now .

Here's proof ! 

And all proof youhh need ;D

Frm one time , there's :

" . . . Give youhh everytyng i need down to my last dime "

Youhh MAY NOT get it , but he has just to mention money in his songs ,

Which even i am a boy but im disgusted .

Ohh and there's e . .  uhh , wat was dat ? 

Was it Love me ?

Ohh well i hope youhh get it anw :

" . . fool me fool me oh how youhh do me " 

and of course i'll include :

" . . . My money is yours give youhh a lil more bcoz i love ya , love ya .. . "

W . . .  t . . .  f ? 

Lols , youhh guys know humpty dumpty song rite ? 

Well the melody really sounds like dat .

like some kindergarten melody , its cool witt britney but fuck not witt dat asshole .

Liike , youhh know " if youhh seek amy " rite ?

Yeahh dont have to f - u - c - k me ~

Well , the melody sounds like a kindergarten melody ,

And all e more naughty witt e song ;D

But wait ! 

Soon after , an un - original bastard learns this rhyme , and he uses it for his nefarious plans to destroy e Earth !

Yeahyeah ,

I've had enough and ive poured enough , too .

So maybe it ends here ;D

Maybe , though , maybe , i'll make another review on my favorite Artist , and its a guy !

Okayy thn , ciaoo ~ !

Ohh , i feel so sorry ;(

hie guys .
&& gals .
Todayy i had Drama , but didnt tell Umi bout it .
Lmao , i just dont feel e need .
Well youhh see ,
Todayy we played Jump In and introduced ourselves .
Yeahh , i'll skip to e point ;D
I felt sorry to Raihanah's sis .
Might think of it stupid but ,
I felt wrong for not saying hie when i meet her .
Know how it feels when its on msn ,
&& someone gives youhh a " :( " and says something ,
Which really makes youhh sad ?
Yeahh i had dat feeling .
Maybe I should say hie to her .
Its a bit of a hypocrisy to say hie on msn but never on real life .
Hmms , i feel so wrong :(
Sorry Rasyidah sis ;(