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Hey guys.
So i promised to blog again in the next *4* hours, but it turns out it was like 5 or 6 possibly 7 hours.
HEHEHEE!
Like as if you guys question me!
You wouldn't talk if i said "Bitches keep silent!"
So why would i actually be scared of empty promises i make?
Not like as if anyone cares.
No really, this post was made at 10:30 last night, but i fell asleep and i forgot about this.
Anyway its like yesterday i was at madrasah, and the people there were like, as usual, kidding around.
One of them kicked my chair when i was at the toilet, and the things on the table (which is, really attached to the chair) dropped with the chair it was attached to.
See its those tables that have chairs attached to them.
Which suck, cause they're usually small and unprofessional looking.
And then the things fell and i was afraid i might fall too so i went and sit at the back.
If you have read my posts on my madrasah life, then you would know who's Irfan.
Its like funny cause he's the joker of the class, like really, he's the only one noisy if not me.
There was this one time he picked up this jelly inside a compartment (the jelly was to give a good smell when air circulates through the little holes in the compartment) and he threw it in the DUSTBIN.
So he was punished and asked why, which in return he replied.
Just read on.


(Translated Version)
Teacher: Irfan! Why did you throw the perfume in there?
Irfan: Not me not me!
Teacher: If not you who could it be?
Irfan: Ask Ismail! He's closest to the dustbin and the perfume!
Teacher: I'm gonna tell the principal if you dont tell me why you did that.
Irfan: Fine! I dont know suddenly my hands were like "Eh throw it throw it!"

HAHA, so its not exactly funny but its still humourous!
Oh how the fuck do you spell humorous.
Humourous humorous.
So its like he's a real asshole when it comes to jemaah' prayers.
Jemaah' prayers are prayers that Islam people pray together.
This can be done at anytime, except on Friday middletimes, where it is a must to do so either at a mosque or somewhere with at least 40 people present, including the leader.
It is not a must if you exclude Friday middletimes, but it adds to the good deeds that God will give you.
We shall speak of Islamic beliefs and religion another time, so back to the topic.
The way we pray is just to stand up, bend 90 degrees, then stand up hands to the side, then you really bow and obey, then sit up, bow and obey again, and the cycle goes on.
How long the cycle goes on depends on the time that you are praying.
Okay so another time then.
So at the part where we start to rise to the part where we stand up hands to the side what he does is to suddenly go into a boxing position and jump around at that point.
It was hilarious, honestly, i was trying to focus and when he did that i was like HAHAHAHA!
Which was embarrassing.
So then I was like keeping to myself all that cause if i laughed what do you think will the people think?
Anyway i ended the madrasah in a state of headache, and it hurt, so i went straight home after going to 7 eleven.
I bought a Dove chocolate, its thick and its nice so all my fashion followers (i'm sure i have some, really!) eat that shit!
I do more than highly recommend it.
So i relaxed at home, when i got back, i played the ps2 which just in case you forgot has been unlocked.
Then i was like WHOA so fun until it got pretty booooring.
So after that i went praying all the way till i slept.
This is for the weekend, and i have something to tell you about my performance too.
I'm blogging live from Dinie Abyan's home, if you dont know who she is then i'll give you her facebook, alright?
Okay so i'll introduce a little bit about the performance.
See its the Open House, where we all invite the P6 students to come to our school.
So far we have the P6s of 3 schools.
The Boon Lay Garden, the Pioneer Primary and Corporation.
The Corporation sucks, and its no wonder the Pioneer Primary people ALSO don't like the Corporation.
You know a typically irritating person who you KNOW everyone won't like him?
Yes, i guess this is the case.
So if i haven't told you yet, we had 3 performances coming for them.
One is the Guzheng, the Modern Dance and the Drama.
For the Guzheng they had the Yi Zu Wu Qu and Ju Hua Tai, the Ju Hua Tai by our favorite Jay Chou, and the Yi Zu Wu Qu by err, i don't know?
So it was nice listening to Ju Hua Tai again, it's been long!
Then we have the Modern Dance, where they had a dance based on Good versus Evil, which is all about drug abusing.
They have a group of black clothing people, and white clothing people.
The Black is evil, of course, and White is good.
The Black are supposed to act like they eat drugs and get high and all,
And the White is just there to bring them to good.
Okay i sound corny i know, but i dont know how you wanna rephrase it.
So the Black DONT wanna go, they arent willing to repent and they're willing to fight.
So they have a fight and of course Good triumphs and the Black Leader has to go with them and repent, and they lose.
Epic i know.
Then we have our Drama, which consists of 4 plays consisting of the First Day at School, Getting Lost on The First Day, Seniors helping Juniors, and Teacher Personality.
The first play is a poem, First Day at School by Roger McGough.
Don't worry, you can find it on Google.
The second play is literally explained by the name.
Mm yeah, so its in general information but still!
The third play is also explained by the name.
Yes, general again.
The last play is really really in truth explained by the name.
It depicts teacher's feelings at their students.
So im involved in the first and second play, if you happen to ask.
It was all easy!
I even forgot about remembering the script.
I focused all on the eyes of the audience, and i tell you it was BLEARGH!
Surprised?
Yes, i do think primary school kids dont make good audiences.
They make horrible audiences.
Probably because they are all retarded midgets.
Yea i know i came from there, everyone did, but the start of your secondary life attitude defines greatly between retarded disabled midgets and a very fine and nice secondary guy.
Minahmatrep wannabes, all of them!
Scums.
So that's all the performances we had planned for the kids, and its not just one performance it was THREE.
I was dead tired but we were told that we planned Jump In.
Okay this game is about improvisation and characterization.
Long words?
Well improvisation is not about improving, yea i guess so but its really about coming up with response.
Like lets say i arrange chairs in a very unorganized manner, and i tell you, this scene is a warehouse.
So i can do a lot of things in a warehouse, one of which is trying to transport stuffs.
So my character is a mover.
And suddenly someone jumps in and characterizes himself as a police officer.
So i have to really respond to whatever he does, and i can't really wait long to think for response.
Lets say he asks me "Why are you here?", so i'll probably reply "I'm here to bring an import back to somewhere" and this is improvisation!
Now characterization is about characterizing yourself as someone, and making it obvious you are what you want to be.
Easy explanation!
But i wonder if you understood the Improvisation part.
Oh well.
So i was excited and i jumped in on a scene in an aeroplane and a mental hospital.
Now if you know who i am and how i am everyday, then you probably know how i did at the mental hospital!
So after all that was done we were allowed to go home.
I didnt, i stayed for a while before i left for dinie's house.
Actually i had plans for myself and someone, this is personal though, but since that someone was busy and couldnt make it i just went off to dinie's house.
Straightaway when i got there (with Ira though) we went to Dinie's room.
So when i got there i laid on the bed and felt like sleeping until i realised i just HAD to bath.
And i bathed at her bathroom.
Because i didnt bring a towel of some kind, i had to dry myself.
After i was half dry i got ready and went back to her room, and if you know how it feels when you finish bathing and lie on a bed, you would know what i did.
I slept!
Okay not that long.
I was so tired i didnt get to sleep but i woke back up and all three of us went blog hopping and video watching and blogged.
Blogged, weeblyed and tumblred.
Yea all three of us have different blogs, where you are now is my blog and weebly is Ira's blog and Tumblr is Dinie's.
So then here i am after procrastination from Dinie's house, back here at my house and then back here at the Hall.
So when i didnt finish blogging we went omegling.
Omegle.com is a place where you can chat with random strangers.
We met with awesome people, people who were cool but not recognised, people who were left with, and people who are understanding and people who are JUST AWESOME.
So yeah i spoilt Dinie's webcam though.
HAHA!
But hey she fixed it back and i apologised!
We're a group of strong people, all three people and we don't just get depressed over things like this.
We joke and kid and get angry sad and all through feelings.
And we look down on Reps.

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